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My Skit for english. or well my 7th of it. Its really dumb
Conclusion
*Scene: In the studio. Ralph and Lauren are sitting in their comfy chairs.*
Lauren: Well that was an interesting show.
Ralph: Yes yes. It was delightful. Rather depressing if I might say so myself.
L: Teen suicide and rebellion often makes me sad. It makes me very depressed and I want to cry.
R: You want to cry? You’re pathetic Lauren.
L: Now Ralph, we don’t promote violence by calling each other mean names.
R: Right. Well you know Lauren, we’re coming to the end of our show. And what do we do at the end of every show?
L: Give away free Ralph Lauren Shirts!
R: Yes! And today, because of our show, the shirts say, “Suicide is Bad” on them.
L: “Suicide is Bad?” Who thought of that?
R: Your mom thought of it! Oh! You needed Neosporin for that burn!
L: What did I say about violence Lauren?
R: We don’t promote it….just like we don’t promote suicide. In Example…. “Suicide is Bad”
L: So I see. Why didn’t we make shirts that say, “Violence is Bad?”
R: Because that’s beyond the point. So to get your free, “Suicide is bad” shirt, call the number on your screen, “1-800-Ralph-Lauren-Suicide-Is-Bad-Shirt”
L: That’s a long number.
R: Yes it is. You’re very perceptive.
L: Now! At the end of every show we give a person we interviewed from the show a makeover. And this time were giving Friar Lawrence a makeover!
R: Dressed in Versace robes and Dolce and Gabbana loafers, Friar Lawrence seems to be a new man. He is not only dressed nicer. He has more self confidence and might leave his cell one or two times a week.
L: Yes Ralph, he looks stunning. We do this not only for looks but also for self confidence and reassurance. If a person is more self confident the risk of suicide or rebellion is lower.
R: Ah, Yes Lauren. You seem to tie in the show with a makeover.
L: It’s because I have skills Ralph.
R: I have skills too. Nun chuck skills.
L: Oh yes. You’re a wicked tae kwon doesnt. Is that how you say it?
R: I don’t think so.
L: Oh..well the last thing we’re doing is a free vacation getaway to teens with trouble. The vacation we’re giving away today is to The Islands of Fiji. And the winner our winner is Tybalt!
Tybalt: Oh yay! I’m so happy! I’m such a troubled teen! Even though I’m dead!
R: So it seems.
L: It was a very good show we had to Ralph. Don’t you think?
R: Yes. It was a very important topic that was very depressing and sad. I almost came to tears more than once.
L: As did I.
R: No Lauren, you came to tears more than once.
L: Oh yeah…..
R: Well that wraps up our show for today. We hope to see you for our show tomorrow, The Tragedy of Robin Hood in Tights.
L: We’ll have guests, King of England and some poor people.
R and L: See you tomorrow!