Lost Epiphany! (I hope I spelled that right)

[vamp_superstar]

I have been hemming and hawing about this for some time now. It seems obvious that Jacob is the good one and the MiB is the bad one. For example: Jacob wears the white shirt, MiB wears the black shirt, MiB is the scary smoke monster, etc

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[canon_balls]

Sweetie!!

Yes, here I am, late as par usual. BUT I am all caught up on LOST, and BONES. Where you wanna start? How 'bout the EPIC FAIL that is Booth and Brennan?!! Gah! Show, I hate you. And Tempe, you are REALLY pissing me off.

Now you go ;D

[vamp_superstar]

Oh good god, I am so ANGRY about IT!! I know I don't have to say what IT is, because clearly we are sharing a TV brain right now. I had begun to question my sanity because the whole entire internet seems to think IT was the "best episode ever" and "so realistic and heartfelt

[canon_balls]

Your reply literally had me LOLing. I was reading it off my iPhone, and laughing hysterically. You Tweeted Hanson! I love you!!

Here's what that pussy had to say about it:
http://blogs.wsj.com/speakeasy/2010/04/08/bones-showrunner-hart-hanson-spills-about-the-shows-100th-episode-season-finale/

And just.....WORD....to everything you said about the episode. I would never be a cruel TV soulmate -- haven't you suffered enough? Those last five minutes were enough to make me cry my little fangirl heart out.

MEAN_SHOW indeed.

I didn't see how the internet reacted to the episode, but 100% of m IKEA co-workers who watch the show HATED it. Aren't we cool?

Afraid to see what happens Thursday.....my guess is that we pretend the "conversation" never happened, and it's just happy-go-lucky B&B again. Bleh.

[vamp_superstar]

That article makes my brain boil!

Oh, by all means Hart Hanson, Arch Nemesis - find a way to squeeze in the dude from fucking BUCKCHERRY, but don't worry your pretty little head about consummating the most important relationship in television history! (Er, I may have overstated that slightly, but I am going with it for now... :) ) This reminds me of how the appearance of Motley Crue on last year's finale was supposed to make up for the whole "Just kidding! It was just a dream!" shit that still makes me foam at the mouth...

I knew I could trust the staff at my beloved IKEA to be able to spot a travesty and not give into the brainwashing!!

I'm excited to see B&B dancing awkwardly at a high school dance this week, all the same. This is because I am a very sick girl, and I just can't quit B&B, even though they break my heart and make me cry and flail...

[canon_balls]

Oh, and Sawyer doesn't want to be left out. RECON is my favorite episode of the whole damn series. My tongue kept lolling out of my mouth.

Here's what I know:

Jacob = A-hole who f-s with people

MiB = Just crazy.

Sawyer = guh

Kate = whatev.

Love = soulmates = possible theme of show?

Richard = omg, what a backstory. I take back everything bad I ever thought about him

Eloise and Charles = real evil baddies of show

Penny + Des = AWWWWWWWWWW!

Desmond + Aaron = secret to whole damn thing

And OMG!!! Charlie was back! And Zach was back!

[vamp_superstar]

Oh, Recon. I would like to have this episode somehow projected in my brain forever and always. I also loved it, despite the appearance of Freckles there at at the end. This is another episode I would like to have ended just a minute or two early

[canon_balls]

When you figure out the "projected in the brain" thing, get back to me.

Good call from the hubby! Maybe Aaron is another constant? I Wiki'ed Aaron, and it doesn't seem like Biblically he's that significant. Not like Jacob and Easau....

Claire...and her horrible wigs.....really show? Where did your budget go? Rousseau's hair never looked so bad.

James with sunflowers and a beer....yet another reason I can't stand Charlotte. Her eyes and open nostrils ooog me out.

Flash Forward - I haven't seen it either. I have enough flashes to keep track of on the island. When LOST is over, we'll just have to watch the dvds over and over...just wait, tho. If the end pisses us off, we may be glad it's over!

Someone give Josh Holloway a job -- quick! And make it something shirtless!

[vamp_superstar]

I HATE Charlotte! I like Faraday, but his undying love of HER, makes me almost unlike him...

Oh and I would like to amend my statement re: FlashForward. If Josh Holloway joins the cast, it is my new favorite show!! But, seriously, if Josh Holloway joins the cast of The Fucking Ghost Whisperer I'm on board. Actually, if they changed the name of the show to "The Fucking Ghost Whisperer" I would start watching it now, regardless....

I started to say that if he joined the cast of "Dancing With the Stars" I would watch that shit too...but then I started imagining him spinning around in formfitting pants....and as it turns out, that's an AWESOME idea.

[canon_balls]

SORRY! I am a horrible fangirl friend, I haven't been on to comment. If it's any consolation, I had to work 7 days straight at IKEA the past week, and my day off consisted of sleeping and shopping

[vamp_superstar]

Ok, #7 is the funniest recap ever and I spent a really long time watching the gif of jack flying through the air after FakeTinaFey blew up the island. Possibly the funniest thing I have ever seen. He does a little kick in mid-air that just kills me! LOL

[canon_balls]

Aaaaand, onto Bones

[vamp_superstar]

OMG! You are SO well connected! I am very impressed and hope that your FB statuses will have an impact

[canon_balls]

get ready for tomorrow nite! Better be frickin good. The Ack Attack can catch us up if needed....

http://www.theackattack.net/?p=1775

I wish I'd know about it sooner, but I guess the Alamo Draft House has a LOST Thursday, where they play the last episode aired? Have you ever gone? We could have gone, and you know, met in real life.

o_O

Anyway, too late now, and since I work most Thurdays anyway, whateveh!

See you on the flipside Tuesday....

[vamp_superstar]

I do NOT like having to wait a week between shows, but I guess I better get used to it as soon I will have to wait forever for the next episode *sob*!!

OMG! Also, I read something somewhere where they were talking about what Lost actors should do now, and someone suggested that Josh join the cast of True Blood. Um, seriously, this is actually the best idea EVER! Make it so, Alan Ball!

I knew that the Alamo had some kind of LOST evening, but I didn't know what night. Of course its Thursday... I considered trying to watch the finale there, but realized that I was gonna want to pause the show a lot and probably drink too much to safely drive home...

Alas, one day we will encounter each other in the "real" world. Its funny that you live like 5 miles from me and I'm sure I've unknowingly seen you at the Half Price Books and glared at you for getting in my way in the clearance section, as I do with all the other patrons of the HPB. Hopefully, you will forgive me. I'm really quite charming if you aren't getting between me and $1 books.

[canon_balls]

Josh in TB FTW!! omg, like I need another reason to go ape-shit over that show

[vamp_superstar]

Here's to a cage match at HPB