♍ » 07 [Backdated to the day before the Masquerade]

[vampauxiliatrix]

[The accidental voice post starts all of a sudden, in the middle of a very odd conversation between two Ravenclaw girls: Kanaya Maryam and Terezi Pyrope. It seems that the blind girl, in her attempts to squirm away and try to use wandless magic, has accidentally activated the audio charms in Kanaya's journal.]

--and I explained to you, since the

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[guitarloev]

Well, I don't really know what to say.

[vampauxiliatrix]

There Is Nothing Wrong With Not Knowing What To Say
In Any Case I Apologize For The Inconvenience Of Having To Listen To An Accidental Audio Message

[guitarloev]

Oh no, don't be sorry. You can't really help when that kinda thing just... happens.

[vampauxiliatrix]

[Yeah, Kanaya is only thinking about the accidental audio transmission and not much else.]

I Suppose Not
I Doubt This Little Accident Would Have Happened If Terezi Had Acted As I Instructed Her To But She Obviously Did Not

[jasminofthewest]

What is going on?

[vampauxiliatrix]

I Made The Final Adjustments To The Garments Terezi Is Going To Wear At The Masquerade
Is There Something Wrong Professor

[jasminofthewest]

Oh, is that what you were doing? Then... No, nothing is wrong. My apologies!

[vampauxiliatrix]

Yes It Is
I Would Offer To Show You The Garments In Question But A Lady Must Keep Her Secrets You See

[ohmygodshoez]

Wow. Next time you do shet like that, throw your damn journal somewhere we can't hear you.

[vampauxiliatrix]

Broadcasting This Was Not Our Intention But I Fail To See The Wrongness In What We Have Done
Unless You Have Something Against Fashionable Clothing That Is

[ohmygodshoez]

[inkblots]

Seriously?

Listen to your recording again. Does it sound like you're talking about fashionable clothing?

It sounds more like the fashionable panties hit the damn floor a long time ago.

[vampauxiliatrix]

I Beg Your Pardon But I Fail To See How This Accidental Audio Transmission Is In Any Way Erotic Like Your Words Seem To Imply
I Have Indeed Listened To This Recording Again And There Is Nothing In It That Implies Such Activities

There Are No Breathless Sounds Or Whimpers Or Promises Of Love In The Throes Of Passion
There Is No Romantic Swooning Or Other Kinds Of Physical Contact That Could Somehow Be Overheard

[voice]

[magical_stutter]

U-uh, what's happening? Um, i-is everything okay?

And, um. W-what happened to Merlin's b-beard?

[vampauxiliatrix]

Yes Tavros Everything Is All Right And There Is No Reason For Concern

Nothing
As Far As I Am Aware Of His Facial Hair Remains Firmly Attached To His Visage

[switching to text now that he knows the beard is 0k]

[magical_stutter]

oH, gOOD, bECAUSE IT SOUNDED LIKE SOMETHING, uHHH, bAD HAPPENED TO YOU AND, tEREZI AND, tHE BEARD,,,

[vampauxiliatrix]

Nothing Bad Has Happened So You Can Allow Yourself To Relax

[waitsallthetime]

... my momma would probably kill me if she knew i heard that!

[THERE WAS LOTS OF KISSING GOING ON RIGHT.]

[vampauxiliatrix]

Really
Does Your Mother Have Something Against Dresses And Their Adjustment To The Measurements Of The Ones Who Will Wear Them

[SO MUCH KISSING, HE WILL NEVER KNOW HOW MUCH KISSING HAPPENED]

[waitsallthetime]

Oh... Uh, no. I guess not!

[DID YOU HEAR THAT POPPING NOISE, BECAUSE IT WAS THE SOUND OF A BONER. a boner dying because you they were just being fashionable, that is.]

[vampauxiliatrix]

[Poor, poor boner. May it rest in peace.]

Then I Fail To See Why She Would Commit Murder If She Were To Find Out You Overheard Me Adjusting Terezis Dress