Man, I don't like that icon. I like my hair, but I look so morose ( Read more... )

"You know, Jacques Cousteau didn't have to put fish on his c0ck and make a shark fellate him to make a documentary entertaining!" (These are my insightful views on Shark Week, after we turned it off. The dude totally made a shark bite his cameraman on purpose ( Read more... )

Issue #3 is out. We will be sending copies out to contributors and subscribers over the next two weeks. You can purchase copies using paypal on our website: GoMonsterGo.com. Or you can pay by check or money order to 101 A Hickey Blvd, Suite 464, South San Francisco, CA 94080. We are also interested in trades.


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Going to Austin for a week, not happy about that, so here is something that I am happy about! Enjoy!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cCZLHhDH4lA

Strange week here, lots of weirdness at work. And I'm going to Austin again for a week in June. Great, that shouldn't be like WALKING ON THE SURFACE OF THE SUN!! A friend has been going through lots of crap, and reading her journal makes me want to get on a plane to Detroit to go hug her and make her enemies drink the black sperm of my vengeance ( Read more... )

Hi everyone, I don't seem to ever be around here anymore, for a number of reasons. If you would like to be a myspace friend, I'm at http://www.myspace.com/glowytarantulagirl

It's personal and twelve-steppy, FYI :)

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Ok kids! Last post before we leave for the wilds of Las Vegas. If you want to try to watch our wedding (Like any of you will be home at 9:30 p.m. on Halloween night!) you can go to vivalasvegasweddings.com, click on the webcam, and the "little chapel" and you should be able to see thw Smith-Morrison Wedding. I am sooooo excited, but I have so ( Read more... )

I am posting this because a few people emailed me to ask for it. I do NOT expect gifts from anyone, but if you want to view our wedding registry, it is here:

http://www.crateandbarrel.com/gr/guest/viewRegistry.aspx?grid=9762493

16 Days until I legally become Missus Monster! In case you're just tuning in, we're having a tiny wedding (just the two of us) at Viva Las Vegas chapel (vivalasvegas.com). We will be married on 10/31/06 by the Grim Reaper, yayyyy ( Read more... )