Haru Haru Interview - Dangerous Corner!
The Haru Haru Interviews from Funny Games, all in a neat row~
Title: Haru Haru Interviews - Dangerous Corner ver. Funny Games!
Characters: Haru, Reborn, Thora (OC), Francis (OC), Anna (OC)
Rating: PG-13
Notes: Just the interviews with my OCs.
-^o_o^- Stop! Haru time! -^o_o^-
"Hahi~! Welcome to Haru Haru Interview: Dangerous Corner!" Shouted Haru happily into her microphone.
"Ciaossu," greeted Reborn from his chair.
"Today, we'll be interviewing the beautiful and mature Thora Mengelkoch!" Descending from the ceiling was a box holding Thora, who was smiling happily.
The girl smiled at her interviewer, "Hi, Haru-chan! I'm happy to be here!"
"That's good! So, let's start off - what is your birthday, blood type, height and weight?"
"My birthday is November fourteenth and my blood type is O!" She tapped her finger on her chin, "And my height is 172 cm, and I weigh 68 kg."
"Wow! You're so tall!" Haru giggled, "And nicely proportioned, too! You must get lots of guys!"
Thora blushed, "Well, yeah, my mother was a model, so I guess I get my looks from her…"
"A model?" Waving her hands Haru quickly turned away, "Then if her mother was a model, she must come from a very glamourous family!"
"Ah, your mother is Sandra Mengelkoch, yes?" Reborn asked.
"You know her?"
"Here," pulling out some picture, he passed them to Haru and Thora, "I did some research and found these."
"Hahi~!" Shrieked out Haru, "She looks exactly like you!"
"I get that a lot."
Leaning in close, Haru asked, "What about the rest of your family? What are they like?"
Smiling happily, Thora was more than glad to talk about them, "My dad, Donnie, is a writer and my mom now works in health and such. She also knows a lot about natural healing and all. And my little sister is Cooper, and she likes punk clothes and anime. I also have the cutest little hamster!"
"Aww, what's its name?"
"Quincy Edward Jacob Edwob Dimitri Crimson Arabella Hardy-Mengelkoch." The two interviewers stared at her, Reborn in annoyance and Haru in amazement, "Don't look at me like that, Anna named her!"
"Right, next topic!" Haru decided to move on, "So, what's your relationship to Dino-san? You two seemed awfully close on the hiking trip."
A sly grin crossed over Thora's face, "We're just friends. For now."
"Why would you want him?" Frowned Reborn, "He's just a clumsy fool."
"But he's a cute clumsy fool!" Hands on her face, Thora began to sigh contentedly, "And he's nice and polite and a gentleman and strong and smart and…"
"A mafia boss."
"With all of the above traits!"
"Oh no!" Shouted Haru, "We're out of time! That's all for this weeks Haru Haru Interview: Dangerous Corner! See you again desu~!"
-^o_o^-
"Welcome back to Haru Haru Interview: Dangerous Corner!" Haru greeted ecstatically, "Today, Reborn and I will be interviewing the cool and tough Francis Morgause."
"Hmph," Reborn lifted his cup of coffee to his lips, "I hear he's still pretty beaten up from his last fight with Hibari."
"Oh no! Will he still be able to do the interview…?"
"Of course I can!" Down came Francis covered in bandages with her arm in a sling, "These are nothing!"
"So Hibari beat you again, then?" Reborn smiled.
"I just let him win is all!"
Haru pumped her hand into the air, "Let's get down to business! What is your birthday, blood type, height and weight?"
"Alright then. My birthday is June ninth, and I don't know what my blood type is, we don't put too much research into these things back home. I'm 180 cm and 60 kg."
"Cool! You share a birthday with my cosplay buddy Mukuro! So, what's the deal with your relationships with Thora and Anna? Why is a guy with two girls?"
"They're my best friends," Francis said simply, "I met them after Anna and I failed a math course and had to repeat it and Thora was also in the class. That was, what, two and a half years ago now…? So yeah, we just clicked."
"Alright, I have a question," Reborn declared and a screen showed up behind them with a picture of Francis with long hair, "Why do you look like a girl there?"
"Hahi~! He does!"
The interviewee stared at the picture in shock, "Where- where did you get that?" She shrieked.
"Anna's been selling photos of you to fangirls and any other buyers."
"WHAT? ANNA!" Francis stormed away off of the stage.
Haru scratched her head, "I guess that's all for today! I'll see next time for Haru Haru Interview: Dangerous Interview! See you again desu~!" She turned to the screen, "I wonder if Anna could get me pictures of Tsuna?"
-^o_o^-
"It's time for Haru Haru Interview: Dangerous Corner!" A bouncy girl in a pink and yellow outfit announced, "And today we have…" The box came down empty, "Hahi~! Where is she?"
"I guess useless Anna isn't coming," said Reborn idly.
"No, no, I'm here," sliding down the pole, Anna appeared with a strawberry milk in hand and landed in the box, "Sorry, I had to beat the vending machine into submission."
Smiling, Haru waved her hand, "Because you were late, we have to start now! What's your birthday, blood type, height and weight?"
Anna smiled and closed her eyes, "A secret, unknown, taller than you, less than you."
"Hahi~! So mysterious!"
"I wonder why she won't say…" Muttered Reborn in an aside, "Wouldn't your passport tell?" He asked aloud.
"Ah ha! But first you'd have to find it!" Declared the blonde triumphantly, "I hid it in one of my books! It would take you forever to find it!"
"Then let's change the subject," the toddler suggested, "So, useless Anna, why are you so useless?"
"I'M NOT USELESS!" Yelled Anna, fists pumped into the air, "I am an intelligent person with a lack of physical expertise! Besides," she calmed down, "I do practice fencing."
"Fencing?" Asked Haru, an image of Anna building fences appearing over her head.
"Not like that!" Snapped Anna, "Like this!" She pulled out a small sword, "Though typically these are used only for decoration, I like to make sure mine is sharp, just in case."
Reborn's eyebrows shot up, "So, useless Anna can use a sword?"
"Hahi~! That's amazing!" Haru held her microphone up, "Will we be able to get a demonstration?"
"Uwa~n!" A few quick swings of her sword and slice marks appeared in the poles, "How's that?"
Smirking, Reborn watched the poles begin to shake and Haru squeaked, "Watch out!"
"Ne…?" Just as Anna looked up, the poles fell on her.
"Hahi~! Anna-chan!" Haru panicked, "Are you alright? Speak to me, Anna-chan!"
"That's all for now, I guess. Useless Anna is still useless." Reborn tipped his hat to the camera, "See you next time."
"Anna-chan~!"
-^o_o^-
Title: Haru Haru Interviews - Dangerous Corner ver. Funny Games!
Characters: Haru, Reborn, Thora (OC), Francis (OC), Anna (OC)
Rating: PG-13
Notes: Just the interviews with my OCs.
-^o_o^- Stop! Haru time! -^o_o^-
"Hahi~! Welcome to Haru Haru Interview: Dangerous Corner!" Shouted Haru happily into her microphone.
"Ciaossu," greeted Reborn from his chair.
"Today, we'll be interviewing the beautiful and mature Thora Mengelkoch!" Descending from the ceiling was a box holding Thora, who was smiling happily.
The girl smiled at her interviewer, "Hi, Haru-chan! I'm happy to be here!"
"That's good! So, let's start off - what is your birthday, blood type, height and weight?"
"My birthday is November fourteenth and my blood type is O!" She tapped her finger on her chin, "And my height is 172 cm, and I weigh 68 kg."
"Wow! You're so tall!" Haru giggled, "And nicely proportioned, too! You must get lots of guys!"
Thora blushed, "Well, yeah, my mother was a model, so I guess I get my looks from her…"
"A model?" Waving her hands Haru quickly turned away, "Then if her mother was a model, she must come from a very glamourous family!"
"Ah, your mother is Sandra Mengelkoch, yes?" Reborn asked.
"You know her?"
"Here," pulling out some picture, he passed them to Haru and Thora, "I did some research and found these."
"Hahi~!" Shrieked out Haru, "She looks exactly like you!"
"I get that a lot."
Leaning in close, Haru asked, "What about the rest of your family? What are they like?"
Smiling happily, Thora was more than glad to talk about them, "My dad, Donnie, is a writer and my mom now works in health and such. She also knows a lot about natural healing and all. And my little sister is Cooper, and she likes punk clothes and anime. I also have the cutest little hamster!"
"Aww, what's its name?"
"Quincy Edward Jacob Edwob Dimitri Crimson Arabella Hardy-Mengelkoch." The two interviewers stared at her, Reborn in annoyance and Haru in amazement, "Don't look at me like that, Anna named her!"
"Right, next topic!" Haru decided to move on, "So, what's your relationship to Dino-san? You two seemed awfully close on the hiking trip."
A sly grin crossed over Thora's face, "We're just friends. For now."
"Why would you want him?" Frowned Reborn, "He's just a clumsy fool."
"But he's a cute clumsy fool!" Hands on her face, Thora began to sigh contentedly, "And he's nice and polite and a gentleman and strong and smart and…"
"A mafia boss."
"With all of the above traits!"
"Oh no!" Shouted Haru, "We're out of time! That's all for this weeks Haru Haru Interview: Dangerous Corner! See you again desu~!"
-^o_o^-
"Welcome back to Haru Haru Interview: Dangerous Corner!" Haru greeted ecstatically, "Today, Reborn and I will be interviewing the cool and tough Francis Morgause."
"Hmph," Reborn lifted his cup of coffee to his lips, "I hear he's still pretty beaten up from his last fight with Hibari."
"Oh no! Will he still be able to do the interview…?"
"Of course I can!" Down came Francis covered in bandages with her arm in a sling, "These are nothing!"
"So Hibari beat you again, then?" Reborn smiled.
"I just let him win is all!"
Haru pumped her hand into the air, "Let's get down to business! What is your birthday, blood type, height and weight?"
"Alright then. My birthday is June ninth, and I don't know what my blood type is, we don't put too much research into these things back home. I'm 180 cm and 60 kg."
"Cool! You share a birthday with my cosplay buddy Mukuro! So, what's the deal with your relationships with Thora and Anna? Why is a guy with two girls?"
"They're my best friends," Francis said simply, "I met them after Anna and I failed a math course and had to repeat it and Thora was also in the class. That was, what, two and a half years ago now…? So yeah, we just clicked."
"Alright, I have a question," Reborn declared and a screen showed up behind them with a picture of Francis with long hair, "Why do you look like a girl there?"
"Hahi~! He does!"
The interviewee stared at the picture in shock, "Where- where did you get that?" She shrieked.
"Anna's been selling photos of you to fangirls and any other buyers."
"WHAT? ANNA!" Francis stormed away off of the stage.
Haru scratched her head, "I guess that's all for today! I'll see next time for Haru Haru Interview: Dangerous Interview! See you again desu~!" She turned to the screen, "I wonder if Anna could get me pictures of Tsuna?"
-^o_o^-
"It's time for Haru Haru Interview: Dangerous Corner!" A bouncy girl in a pink and yellow outfit announced, "And today we have…" The box came down empty, "Hahi~! Where is she?"
"I guess useless Anna isn't coming," said Reborn idly.
"No, no, I'm here," sliding down the pole, Anna appeared with a strawberry milk in hand and landed in the box, "Sorry, I had to beat the vending machine into submission."
Smiling, Haru waved her hand, "Because you were late, we have to start now! What's your birthday, blood type, height and weight?"
Anna smiled and closed her eyes, "A secret, unknown, taller than you, less than you."
"Hahi~! So mysterious!"
"I wonder why she won't say…" Muttered Reborn in an aside, "Wouldn't your passport tell?" He asked aloud.
"Ah ha! But first you'd have to find it!" Declared the blonde triumphantly, "I hid it in one of my books! It would take you forever to find it!"
"Then let's change the subject," the toddler suggested, "So, useless Anna, why are you so useless?"
"I'M NOT USELESS!" Yelled Anna, fists pumped into the air, "I am an intelligent person with a lack of physical expertise! Besides," she calmed down, "I do practice fencing."
"Fencing?" Asked Haru, an image of Anna building fences appearing over her head.
"Not like that!" Snapped Anna, "Like this!" She pulled out a small sword, "Though typically these are used only for decoration, I like to make sure mine is sharp, just in case."
Reborn's eyebrows shot up, "So, useless Anna can use a sword?"
"Hahi~! That's amazing!" Haru held her microphone up, "Will we be able to get a demonstration?"
"Uwa~n!" A few quick swings of her sword and slice marks appeared in the poles, "How's that?"
Smirking, Reborn watched the poles begin to shake and Haru squeaked, "Watch out!"
"Ne…?" Just as Anna looked up, the poles fell on her.
"Hahi~! Anna-chan!" Haru panicked, "Are you alright? Speak to me, Anna-chan!"
"That's all for now, I guess. Useless Anna is still useless." Reborn tipped his hat to the camera, "See you next time."
"Anna-chan~!"
-^o_o^-