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[vampirekitty44d]

http://www.theonion.com/content/node/55807

Comments

[drowenchanter]

One of those cases where "I READ IT ON THE INTRAWEB, IT MUST BE TRUE!"
No. Look at the bottom of the page. Intended for 18+ only. It's a fake news site.

[vampirekitty44d]

Wow he is alive. I kind of realized that after I reposted it on myspace. That's why I didn't say anything otherwise on LJ.

Message me some time.

[spooky2023]

HAHA, that MADE MY DAY! my face did this :) its true, it did.