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Mar 01, 2006 17:07
ok so I stole this from Joy's Myspace but it amused me so I'm posting it (
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setzeroth
March 1 2006, 22:54:46 UTC
DEAR Amy,
I have always wanted to LUSH you.
you have a cute LUSH.
You make me LUSH.
You should LUSH.
Someday I will LUSH.
You + me=LUSH.
If I saw you now I'd LUSH.
I would build a LUSH just for you.
I would get your name tattooed on my LUSH.
If I could sing you any song it would be LUSH.
We could LUSH under the stars.
My love for you is like that of LUSH.
Love,
LUSH
(P.S. LUSH.)
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heed_the_call
March 2 2006, 00:37:20 UTC
DEAR Amy,
I have always wanted to tackle you.
You have a cute way of thinking.
You make me realize some little kids are cool.
You should give me $500.
Someday I will be the Despot of America.
You + me = Youme.
If I saw you now I'd probably ask you what the fuck you were doing in Maryland.
I would build a small blanket fort just for you.
I would get your name tattooed on my big toe.
If I could sing you any song it would be Defying Gravity.
We could visit a Waste Water Treatment site under the stars.
My love for you is like that of an apple's love for a peach.
Love,
Andrew
(P.S. You have only what, half a year left? Hang in there.)
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rebelliousyouth
March 2 2006, 01:09:59 UTC
DEAR Amy,
I have always wanted to spank you.
you have a cute "brother".
You make me happy.
You should take chances with new boys.
Someday I will let you have my babies.
You + me= brilliant/hot children.
If I saw you now I'd get you drunk.
I would build a clay chris evans just for you.
I would get your name tattooed on my left nut.
If I could sing you any song it would be Im A Slave 4 U.
We could lay on your roof under the stars.
My love for you is like that of wild unicorns.
Love,
David Brennan Murray
(P.S. You're going to take over the world.)
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mexikanflamingo
March 2 2006, 21:18:33 UTC
DEAR Amy,
I have always wanted to smack you.
you have a cute cat (not the self-molesting one, the other one. percy).
You make me laugh.
You should dye your hair pink.
Someday I will break into your dorm room and fill it with peanuts.
You + me= freaking out over a chandelier.
If I saw you now I'd die of laughter.
I would build a haunted house just for you.
I would get your name tattooed on my sister's forehead.
If I could sing you any song it would be "God is bigger than the boogie man" by Veggietales.
We could dance under the stars.
My love for you is like that of hippopatamouses lazing about in egyptian river mud.
Love,
Elizabeth Constance Bukys
(P.S. I want you, i NEED you, oh baby, oh baby.)
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Comments 4
I have always wanted to LUSH you.
you have a cute LUSH.
You make me LUSH.
You should LUSH.
Someday I will LUSH.
You + me=LUSH.
If I saw you now I'd LUSH.
I would build a LUSH just for you.
I would get your name tattooed on my LUSH.
If I could sing you any song it would be LUSH.
We could LUSH under the stars.
My love for you is like that of LUSH.
Love,
LUSH
(P.S. LUSH.)
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I have always wanted to tackle you.
You have a cute way of thinking.
You make me realize some little kids are cool.
You should give me $500.
Someday I will be the Despot of America.
You + me = Youme.
If I saw you now I'd probably ask you what the fuck you were doing in Maryland.
I would build a small blanket fort just for you.
I would get your name tattooed on my big toe.
If I could sing you any song it would be Defying Gravity.
We could visit a Waste Water Treatment site under the stars.
My love for you is like that of an apple's love for a peach.
Love,
Andrew
(P.S. You have only what, half a year left? Hang in there.)
Reply
I have always wanted to spank you.
you have a cute "brother".
You make me happy.
You should take chances with new boys.
Someday I will let you have my babies.
You + me= brilliant/hot children.
If I saw you now I'd get you drunk.
I would build a clay chris evans just for you.
I would get your name tattooed on my left nut.
If I could sing you any song it would be Im A Slave 4 U.
We could lay on your roof under the stars.
My love for you is like that of wild unicorns.
Love,
David Brennan Murray
(P.S. You're going to take over the world.)
Reply
I have always wanted to smack you.
you have a cute cat (not the self-molesting one, the other one. percy).
You make me laugh.
You should dye your hair pink.
Someday I will break into your dorm room and fill it with peanuts.
You + me= freaking out over a chandelier.
If I saw you now I'd die of laughter.
I would build a haunted house just for you.
I would get your name tattooed on my sister's forehead.
If I could sing you any song it would be "God is bigger than the boogie man" by Veggietales.
We could dance under the stars.
My love for you is like that of hippopatamouses lazing about in egyptian river mud.
Love,
Elizabeth Constance Bukys
(P.S. I want you, i NEED you, oh baby, oh baby.)
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