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vampiric_swarm

...Right

Apr 25, 2005 02:58

Steve Edward Laflamme's Aliases

Your movie star name: Doritos Donald

Your fashion designer name is Steve Madrid

Your socialite name is Flamer New Orleans

Your fly girl / guy name is S Laf

Your detective name is Tiger Cranford High School

Your barfly name is Cheez-it None

Your soap opera name is Edward Benjamin Street
Your rock star name is ( Read more... )

Comments 4

Jibby Strikes Again! anonymous April 26 2005, 02:03:52 UTC

Been there, done that, a billion times before. Try Prozac... if that doesn't work, try Electroshock Therapy, and if you can't afford it, then just lick a wall socket. But if your trying to get sympathy sex from the whores, it isn't gonna work. They may be whores, but they won't have sex with you. You need game, challenge, and you have to be able to the air drums. Well since I already play the air drums and the air bagpipes, you can practice on your air guitar and we can start an air band. You can come up with the psuedo-Nirvana depressing lyrics. We can call our band Anal Retentive and walk around with butt plugs shoved up our behinds! Anyway, your probably pissed right about now and that was the whole point of this message. Take the easy way out and do what everyone else does. Become a zombie follower of MTV and get "trendy". If that doesn't solve the problem, here's what Jibby would do, He would find people that he hated and kidnap them. Burn there feet with a blowtorch, followed by taking a very sharp knife and making an incision ( ... )

vampiric_swarm April 26 2005, 02:10:54 UTC

I dont know, nor do I care who you are. You are pretty fucked up dude. Sympathy Sex from whores? dude Im sitlla virgin and I plan on keepin it that way til I find someone. Pissed off? Far from it. If I was pissed off, Id be responding as if I was. Your comments were actually kind of funny.

phenixshallrise April 26 2005, 03:25:53 UTC

Dude thats Bill

Jibby is back! anonymous April 26 2005, 04:10:49 UTC

The whole point of the message was to make you laugh. I'm not that fucked up, really... okay, maybe a little... ask my friends... Phoenix is one. But I'm glad you laughed and were able to get pissed at someone you don't know... actually you do know me, according to Adam, your Steve and I'm Bill. So you know how insane I am, already. Blah! Hope you got a laugh.