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I had a baby.
Jennifer and I were at the pet store in the mall and we decided to get rats. Minors aren't allowed to buy rats, so we got this dude (who, I swear, looked like he was permanently stoned) to buy them for us. Jennifer said that since he bought the rat for her, he could name hers. He was like, "Uh. Earhole." Jennifer was like, "...Nevermind..."
Took them to see the Rocky Horror Picture Show. Had to protect them from rice and water. It was so effing cute.
She likes to stay in my shirt.
Please...uh...ignore my boobs.
And tomorrow we are going to school together! I'm excited.
Jennifer and I were at the pet store in the mall and we decided to get rats. Minors aren't allowed to buy rats, so we got this dude (who, I swear, looked like he was permanently stoned) to buy them for us. Jennifer said that since he bought the rat for her, he could name hers. He was like, "Uh. Earhole." Jennifer was like, "...Nevermind..."
Took them to see the Rocky Horror Picture Show. Had to protect them from rice and water. It was so effing cute.
She likes to stay in my shirt.
Please...uh...ignore my boobs.
And tomorrow we are going to school together! I'm excited.