Episode Reaction Post: Merlin: Episode 5x03
My reaction to Merlin episode 5x03. Cut for spoilers, mindless squee, abuse of CAPS LOCK, abuse of ♥ and just all around fangirl rambling.
Oh boys. ♥♥♥ Oh Merlin, so many issues.
Oooh, witch burning. Oh Arthur. ♥ Obviously he missed the part when you said that you're Arthur Pendragon.
Oh god. She couldn't have just left it at 'thank you'. You know nothing good is going to come from this.
So, Gaius, what's with the hair?
Mordred. Still have mixed feelings about you.
Oh Arthur. *hugs*
lol. Oh Arthur, you couldn't have found a better way to hide the horn? MERLIN. ♥♥ Boys. ♥♥
You know, Arthur's (and MERLIN'S!) life would be so much easier if he just listened to Merlin! Between the two of them there are so, so many father issues.
Oh god. His face. His voice. "Father." *clutches* ♥♥ Oh Uther, you utter bastard. You are the epitome of love-hate relationships. Sometimes you are totally awesome but other times I want nothing more to beat your head against the nearest hard surface. Oh Arthur. *hugs* "I've brought peace to the kingdom." *wibbles* He's crying. *hugs* And that right there is Uther's MO; he tears Arthur a new one and then he's all like "I will always love you." Like I said: epitome of love-hate. Merlin you need to give him the biggest hug EVER!
Can I just state for the record that Merlin looked really good lounging on the ground like that. Just saying. *drools* Also: "You mean you're kingdom." A-to-the-fucking-men. OH boys. ♥♥♥♥
It's the round table! Um... oops?? Boys. ♥♥
Percival. ♥♥ OH NO! I always worry when Percival gets injured, mainly because it seems to happen a lot and because I fear that he will be the next knight to die.
Oh god. Uther. You utter bastard. There are not even words to describe how despicable you are. Oh Arthur. His face. *hugs* Also how good is Merlin at silent disapproval?? He says so much in just one look; no doubt perfected during the time he has known Arthur.
Kill her Uther!! Perfect opportunity right here!
Oh Merlin. ♥♥ "Really? Be~cause it looked like you jumped out of your skin." So much love for Colin Morgan. ♥♥ Boys. ♥♥ And Gaius is like: 'Should I be offended??' Oh Arthur. ♥♥ I don't remember Merlin ever signing on as a taste-tester. ♥ Also Colin Morgan = best facial expressions EVER!!
Lol. Leon's like 'Oh shit, did I interrupt a date??' "I'm teaching him some poetry." "Poetry?" 'OH god, I totally did.' Annnd Uther's like 'Their still at it?? I thought the spark would be gone from their relationship by now.' Either that or he's wondering why Arthur couldn't have married Merlin, cause idiotic as Merlin may be at least he's good at saving Arthur's life!
Listen to Merlin. His conviction should be enough to convince you. Oh god, don't split up! Splitting up is the worst thing you can do in a situation like this!
Um... that's Arthur's throne. Oh god, Arthur. ♥♥ Ouch. Great timing Merlin. "I'm much more than that." You tell him Merlin! OH. MY. GOD. He used his magic. HE USED HIS MAGIC IN FRONT OF UTHER!! *DIES* I DIDN'T KNOW HOW MUCH I HAD WANTED THIS TO HAPPEN UNTIL IT DID! *DIES SOME MORE* "You have magic." "I was born with it!" ♥♥ "Even while you were king, there was magic at the heart of Camelot." And that is the biggest 'FUCK YOU' I have ever seen. "Arthur is a better and more worthy king than you ever were." I stand corrected, THAT was the biggest. ♥♥♥ Haha oh evil Uther is evil.
Oh god Merlin, keep an eye on those spears! Too late. Good timing Arthur. *gasps* Is this the reveal? PLEASEPLEASEPLEASE LET IT BE! Do something good Uther and tell Arthur about Merlin's magic, I beg of you. NONONONONONONONONONONONO. NO. SO CLOSE. SO FUCKING CLOSE. *SOBS*
Boys ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ Hahaha Merlin. ♥♥♥ You should have known it would backfire.
Yay Mithian is back!! Cannot wait for next week!!
Oh boys. ♥♥♥ Oh Merlin, so many issues.
Oooh, witch burning. Oh Arthur. ♥ Obviously he missed the part when you said that you're Arthur Pendragon.
Oh god. She couldn't have just left it at 'thank you'. You know nothing good is going to come from this.
So, Gaius, what's with the hair?
Mordred. Still have mixed feelings about you.
Oh Arthur. *hugs*
lol. Oh Arthur, you couldn't have found a better way to hide the horn? MERLIN. ♥♥ Boys. ♥♥
You know, Arthur's (and MERLIN'S!) life would be so much easier if he just listened to Merlin! Between the two of them there are so, so many father issues.
Oh god. His face. His voice. "Father." *clutches* ♥♥ Oh Uther, you utter bastard. You are the epitome of love-hate relationships. Sometimes you are totally awesome but other times I want nothing more to beat your head against the nearest hard surface. Oh Arthur. *hugs* "I've brought peace to the kingdom." *wibbles* He's crying. *hugs* And that right there is Uther's MO; he tears Arthur a new one and then he's all like "I will always love you." Like I said: epitome of love-hate. Merlin you need to give him the biggest hug EVER!
Can I just state for the record that Merlin looked really good lounging on the ground like that. Just saying. *drools* Also: "You mean you're kingdom." A-to-the-fucking-men. OH boys. ♥♥♥♥
It's the round table! Um... oops?? Boys. ♥♥
Percival. ♥♥ OH NO! I always worry when Percival gets injured, mainly because it seems to happen a lot and because I fear that he will be the next knight to die.
Oh god. Uther. You utter bastard. There are not even words to describe how despicable you are. Oh Arthur. His face. *hugs* Also how good is Merlin at silent disapproval?? He says so much in just one look; no doubt perfected during the time he has known Arthur.
Kill her Uther!! Perfect opportunity right here!
Oh Merlin. ♥♥ "Really? Be~cause it looked like you jumped out of your skin." So much love for Colin Morgan. ♥♥ Boys. ♥♥ And Gaius is like: 'Should I be offended??' Oh Arthur. ♥♥ I don't remember Merlin ever signing on as a taste-tester. ♥ Also Colin Morgan = best facial expressions EVER!!
Lol. Leon's like 'Oh shit, did I interrupt a date??' "I'm teaching him some poetry." "Poetry?" 'OH god, I totally did.' Annnd Uther's like 'Their still at it?? I thought the spark would be gone from their relationship by now.' Either that or he's wondering why Arthur couldn't have married Merlin, cause idiotic as Merlin may be at least he's good at saving Arthur's life!
Listen to Merlin. His conviction should be enough to convince you. Oh god, don't split up! Splitting up is the worst thing you can do in a situation like this!
Um... that's Arthur's throne. Oh god, Arthur. ♥♥ Ouch. Great timing Merlin. "I'm much more than that." You tell him Merlin! OH. MY. GOD. He used his magic. HE USED HIS MAGIC IN FRONT OF UTHER!! *DIES* I DIDN'T KNOW HOW MUCH I HAD WANTED THIS TO HAPPEN UNTIL IT DID! *DIES SOME MORE* "You have magic." "I was born with it!" ♥♥ "Even while you were king, there was magic at the heart of Camelot." And that is the biggest 'FUCK YOU' I have ever seen. "Arthur is a better and more worthy king than you ever were." I stand corrected, THAT was the biggest. ♥♥♥ Haha oh evil Uther is evil.
Oh god Merlin, keep an eye on those spears! Too late. Good timing Arthur. *gasps* Is this the reveal? PLEASEPLEASEPLEASE LET IT BE! Do something good Uther and tell Arthur about Merlin's magic, I beg of you. NONONONONONONONONONONONO. NO. SO CLOSE. SO FUCKING CLOSE. *SOBS*
Boys ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ Hahaha Merlin. ♥♥♥ You should have known it would backfire.
Yay Mithian is back!! Cannot wait for next week!!