out with the old

[van_der_staal]

This entry is a bit heavier than my usual, so I'll cut it.

Comments

[bassmasta_b]

Bang... gang?

Croc Clogs... they're the fluro plastic dealies, no? If so... you're saying people actually *wear* them?!?

[van_der_staal]

Ha ha! Yes, I'm telling you they should be banned! Every man and his dog is wearing them with pride and IT OFFENDS ME.

[samstadance]

I agree with everything you have written here X 1,000,000,0000,000,000

[van_der_staal]

I know, that's because it's all so painfully true! What are we gonna do Sammi??????

:(

I wish I was the boss of things :(

[miss_porcelain]

GHB was an astonishingly phenomenal experience in the safety of my own home. Once. For an hour or two ...

Unfortunately I took way too much at a club first but I am sure I will forget that in a decade or two (damn my 'friends' at the time for having an endless supply and giving the shit to me for free) :(

Unfortunately my partner collapsed into an exhausted sleep before I did, leaving me to fend for myself. It took me 4 hours to get from the floor (where I had fallen) to my bed - less than a foot away. Then another 2 hours of sitting upright trying hard not to sleep, because if I did, I doubt I would have ever woken up. It was by far the most terrifying experience of my life :(

How people can do that shit in clubs is beyond me. Seriously.

And don't get me started on Crocs - foul things that they are. People wear them to work out at my gym FFS!

And the stay-at-home Mum who started sticking 'jibbets' into Crocs? Sold her little business for $20M to the guy who invented the godawful shoes.

Clever thing :D

[van_der_staal]

Whoa...what a nightmare your experience sounds like! Scary! It reminds me of that news story from a while ago about those people dying in the hotel room or something...did you catch that?

*shudder*

I'm so glad you got through it ok though!!! Phew!!!

OMG "jibbets" I KNEW there was some hideous name for them but I couldn't remember it at the time! How funny! Crocs are a croc of shit aren't they????!!!!

Do people really wear them to your gym? Whoa, that's funny! They mustn't take their fitness very seriously!!!! We should put a hold on their membership until they invest in some proper trainers! Hehe :)

[miss_porcelain]

I'm glad I got through it too. I really didn't think I was going to :(

OMG "jibbets" I KNEW there was some hideous name for them but I couldn't remember it at the time!

Can you tell I watched Oprah last week while on holidays? :D

[van_der_staal]

Hehehe! Did you also watch Doctor Phil?

Come on now, be honest ;)

[thehorsemuseum]

"I really can't stress enough how much of an effect Bang Gang has had on my clubbing enjoyment! It has truly been phenomenal! As in: I basically hate clubs now and I'm even starting to think I hate electro and it's all because of them and their mashy, clashy, trashy HOUSE!!!!"

These guys set back electronic music by 25 years. And not in the fuzzy, warm, brass knobs way they fucking should have. Disco queens.

Anyway, luff.

[van_der_staal]

You said it soldier. I knew you'd understand!

They just got it all wrong didn't they! And it's all so sad for me...it almost feels as though my clubbing days are over and I'M NOT READY FOR THAT.

[chuppa]

I first saw those Croc shoes in Japan, and i thought they were purely Japanese for wearing round a pool, or in a hot spring or something, but i came back, and they were here too. That scared me.

[van_der_staal]

Hehehe yes! And they're EVERYWHERE too! Big gangs of them!!

They remind me of strange trends of the early nineties, like Grip Ball or the Bum Bag.

You know bum bags, they went around your waist? In America they called it Fanny Pack which I always thought was hilarious but now they are BACK only this time they are calling it a CHAOS POUCH.

[chuppa]

Chaos Pouch? CHAOS Pouch????

you're not serious?

[van_der_staal]

HA! HA! that's what I've heard!!! :)