Hey what happens if suddenly you become a giant freddo?

Chocolate rules my life.

I really should quit for a while, but, I dunno. I like how it makes me feel.

Anyway. YAY!! Life is radcore....my new dance piece is very exciting, probably the most exciting work I have ever done!!!!!

I'm going to Melbourne next weekend to see my beautiful wife and ( Read more... )

This morning my childhood best friend who was like a twin sister to me while I was growing up emailed me piccis of her second baby. It was gross. Babies are way gross.

So for breakfast I ate the morning after pill. OMFG BABIES ARE DISGUSTING. GET THEM AWAY FROM ME.

Also, Neil is gonna be a daddy soon so we're going out for dinner tonight before he ( Read more... )

What a weekend.

I've gone all retarded, like crazy mongchop happy retarded! :)

Fuck man this was the best weekend ever invented.

I'm exhausted in a good way. I gotta go to bed now but I just wanna say FUCK LIFE IS GRAND :)

1) Single, Taken, or Crushing?
LOOK OUT OR I WILL CRUSH YOUR SALTY NUTS!!!!!

2) Are you happy with where you are ( Read more... )

The days get shorter

And we're growing older as seasons change

I'm so much colder

I cover my chest and keep my love in

Underneath a layer of cold cold skin

I am a naughty woman.

I do naughty things.

I drink too much liquor, I pop too many pills, I eat too much divine food and I get into trouble at parties. I love the ladies, adore the glamour, must have the scandal.

Positively...! Recklessly...! Frantically...! in pursuit of fun!

...and laughing in the face of danger!

CAN SOMEONE PLEASE PASS THE ( Read more... )

I copied this off reziduelle and chuppa

Take a look at your LJ friends list, then list up to 10 things you want to say to 10 different friends
DO NOT state who these people are.
DO NOT confirm or deny any "comment speculation" (speculate away just don't expect any answers!)

1. You are dorkier than I realised when I first met you, and cuter.

2. I never really know ( Read more... )

Wowee

Having fun in Melbourne is fun.

It's so cool here. Cool as in freezing. But also kinda wonderful...

Eating, drinking, shopping, drinking, drinking, pilling with the most beautiful incredible friends, listening to amazing music, eating in gorgeous mexican restaurants and getting tanked on frozen margaritas...

Wandering darkened streets of a ( Read more... )

Had a lovely dinner at Ice + Slice last night, thanks to all the best friends who came at such short notice!

Consumed many drinks at an alarming rate, mmmmm delicious!

Have you ever drunk Baileys out of a shoe?

I went to the sex shop to pick out a vibrator and left feeling a bit overwhelmed, there were too many options and a few more veins than I ( Read more... )

Yo, and hi!

I would like to state for the lj that virul3nt R O C K S 4 E V A!!!!!, for many many reasons! One being he made me this rhyme and put it on his journal today:

van_der_staal reprazentin' da flava,
Dangeriss grrl wit' da pirate behaviour,
Who's ya savior? You better recognize,
'Cause she gots da moves, if you gots da grooves.

Other reasons ( Read more... )