*Crocs are shit. Period. I know this is an old dolphin to flog, but it needs to continue until people have stopped doing the fashion equivalent of fucking their first cousin ( Read more... )

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For awhile, there was no Republican party there. They waited, watched, quietly (for once) and hoped Clinton won the party ticket ( Read more... )

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The doc wants me to sell the store. Says there are a lot of Koreans just buying up businesses in Little Tokyo. It's true, the mall my shop is in was just sold to a Korean group. But anyway, we're working on my hyperthyroidism. He's afraid that the stress is culminating and one good emotional screwup and I'm in a thyroid storm, a life-threatening ( Read more... )

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I will go sometime before I kick the bucket, which is currently scheduled to happen in about three weeks in some back alley at 4am.

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So it's possible I fucked a Nazi. In my defense, she was hot and I didn't know.

I'm going to go nurse this case of shock now.

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