Kittennnnnnnnnnnn

[vancealot]

OH MY MERLIN OH MY MERLIN OH MY MERLIN OH MY MERLIN

Comments

[chained_maid]

Dionysus - the Greek god of wine, or in Roman times he was known as Bacchus.

[vancealot]

That's--that's very accurate, really.

*holds kitten up for inspection*

Does he look like a Dionysus? A Bacchus?

[chained_maid]

Bacchus maybe, it's easier to pronounce.

[vancealot]

This is also a point.

Well, I'll ask him when he comes around, and see how he likes it.

Are you interested in Greek Mythology, then?

[positivelyalice]

Rummy?

[OOC: I dunno. My friend has a cat by that name.]

[vancealot]

*laughs*

That's brilliant, Alice!

[OOC: Awesome name for a cat.]

[positivelyalice]

Thanks.

[OOC: It's short for Rum-Tum-Tugger, but Rummy's much better.]

[ihavemanslaves]

Whisky, perhaps? Can be attributed to the fact that the cat has whiskers and good ol' fashioned Scotch whisky

[kinnonme]

And that is why I love you because you're terribly clever.

*delicate kiss on cheek and beams proudly*

[ihavemanslaves]

*swishes hair in a very Fabio-like way*

Glad to know you're not after me just for my looks.

[kinnonme]

Oh trust me. That has nothing to do with it.

*makes a teasing "ew!" face*

[kinnonme]

THAT'S WHY I'VE BEEN SNEEZING AND UNABLE TO SLEEP YOU GIANT PUSS?!!?

Thanks a LOT, Wine! I've been living with allergies thanks to YOU, you SELFISH ARSE.

*kicks her leg lightly*

[vancealot]

I SET UP AN ALLERGY SCREEN, YOU NITWIT. BLAME YOUR SLEEP PROBLEMS ON SOMETHING ELSE!!!

You're WELCOME, Markle!

*kicks back*

[kinnonme]

HOW ABOUT YOUR UGLY MUG? DOES THAT WORK?

*giggles, but quickly recovers*

Piss it, Wine! *gives rude gesture*

[vancealot]

LEST YOU FORGET, THAT'S A MIRROR IN FRONT OF YOUR BED.

OH NO YOU DIDN'T. *tackles*

[gryffindorc]

*COMES CHARGING AT YOU SHOUTING* XENOPHILIUS!!!!!

[vancealot]

*cowers*
ARGH ARGH ARGH WHY?

Aren't you supposed to be in the Hospital Wing?

[gryffindorc]

[OOC: OOPS LOL. Pretned this is before?]

[vancealot]

[OOC: LOL OKIES.]