So everyone I know loves Uwe Boll movies.  We get together, watch them, love them, we have shrines to him.  No wait, that's a lie, I have never met a single person in real life who has ever admitted to liking a Uwe Boll movie.  They might say one is better than another by comparison, but no no one likes Uwe Boll movies that I know.  But I happened ( Read more... )

I didn't come up with this but I sure did think it was funny.  Someone named cjlines on Den of Geek in his comment like a year ago put this together.

A group of attractive, wise-cracking teenagers investigate a series of murders at their high school. After lots of referential genre jokes, the laughing stops as they realise that they're ( Read more... )

Would you eat at a strip club?  Have you seen the signs on them that say how they have a lunch buffet or something like that?  Wouldn't that be weird?  It is weird to me.  Well, in general they are a little odd, but hey you gotta oogle somewhere I suppose.  But eating at one?  I don't like eating at buffets in general.  Snotty little brats with ( Read more... )

So I'm watching Tiny Toon Adventures.  I loved that cartoon when it first aired and I still immensely enjoy it now.  As I watch it and the credits pop up several names appear regularly.  Bruce Timm was heavily involved with it and he worked on the animated Justice League that I love so much.  Also is the name Sherri Stoner.  She was the live action ( Read more... )

I'm a writer you know.  Well, I write sometimes.  Mostly for the gaming I do.  But I do have ideas for other things that I would like to write.  A lot of ideas as a matter of fact.  But, see, most of my ideas are of the fantasy/sci-fi persuasion and well there's a lot of that out there.  Not only do you have to make your world or idea unique and ( Read more... )

Oh yeah, see this guy I work with Jason, not that Jason that I work with, there's another Jason that I work with.  He comes in to do some survey thing, coallating data or something I dunno, but anyway he has to sell his XBox 360 to pay bills.  He's willing to throw in a second controller, Gears of War and Madden 08 for $200.  It's an Xbox 360 Pro ( Read more... )

So I believe that my increased aggravation at...oh the world on Friday stemmed from the obscene headache I got after lunch.  I just felt terrible.  I still don't feel so hot, my head has been killing me all weekend.  I'm a bit better than I was on Friday by this point but I'm kind of dizzy.  I've been taking some walgreens stuff that you can only ( Read more... )

I like snakes.  I think they are intriguing creatures.  They don't have arms or legs, yet they move so fast.  Their slithering motion is something I cannot imitate without lots of rug burn and looking like an idiot.  With just their bodies they can crush the life out of a creature or they have a poisonous bite that will do the job nicely.  My bite ( Read more... )

The old ladies I work with, well two of them, seem to think that Heaven is going to be singing with Angels about God for the rest of eternity.  Man that sounds boring!  Don't get me wrong, it is a lot better then the alternative, which is eternal torture of course.  But come on!  Singing?  For all eternity?  Seriously?  Where are they getting this ( Read more... )

So is the island in Lost Gilligan's Island?  Was Gilligan's Island a proto-Lost?  I think so.  Why else would a movie star, a country girl, a professor, a millionaire, and his wife take such a rinky dink boat on a tour?  Perhaps the Howells were cheapskates, but why would they take so much money with them?  Really there are many theories for what ( Read more... )