I'M GETTING MARRIED TODAY!!!!!!!!

(It's almost 2AM, what the FUCK am I doing AWAKE?!?!)

I swear to you, someone has placed a curse on my toes. Maybe it wasn't TOE specific, but there's a definite curse on my nails both finger and toe and I'm gettin' it good ( Read more... )

I got shit canned from Myspace because I posted a couple pictures from my bachelorette party that were less than fresh. It was incredibly unfair and total horse shit. I posted pictures of the girls making penises out of white sculpting clay. Seriously not worth being deleted over ( Read more... )

This week is going to be the longest, shortest, fastest, hardest, scariest, busiest, most memorable and important week of my life up to now ( Read more... )

Tonight is my bachelorette party... I find this to be quite amusing because, you see, I'm only nine years old. Hah.

I CAN'T BELIEVE TONIGHT IS MY BACHELORETTE PARTY!!

We's gonna have a good time, suckas!

I'm not sure why I order Venti sized iced coffees. They ALWAYS make me feel like doodoo. Always.
After I finish them, I get that whole "crash and burn" syndrome. I get shaky from the caffeine and I get a headache and then I just get ILL.

But I love them. And I drink them all up and when I feel ill, I never learn my lesson. Just like hangovers.

Today ( Read more... )

I spent too much money today ( Read more... )

I wish I had more updates to read online tonight. I can't sleep (AGAIN) and I'm just in the mood to sit and read something ( Read more... )

Never again.

I NEVER want to plan another wedding again in my life.

Seriously.


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My head is pounding, pounding, pounding and it WILL NOT go away... Ugh ( Read more... )