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[vanderlized]

Tis the season to be stupid it seems. Having not had a day off in two weeks and going into the second of three consecutive 12 hour shifts, my sense of humour has nearly been depleted. And with no signs of growing back, here is Adam's guide to not getting stabbed at King of Knives this christmas.

1. Please don't ask whether we have been held up by

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[toxic_swamp]

u have no idea how many annoying customers we get daily. when people start to piss me off i do everything in my power to make them suffer (i can withhold stamps u know!) haha

ps. i sometimes say slavings instead of savings, eep

[vanderlized]

You see saying slavings is actually original (and kinda funny). But all the guys that come into the shop and say spendings just aren't being as cool as you :D

[fireit]

as someone who constantly used to get asked stupid questions like

"Oh, you're not Bubblegum"
"Do you know where Bubbglegum went"

I can feel some of your pain...

but just think - the silly season is almost over :D

P.S. uber cute guy working in City Surf... I went there and bought something just to perve... Only 18... what is it with me and younger guys lately?

[fireit]

oh i figured it. I think i want kids. :P
hehe

[vanderlized]

It's like, well duh retard, there's not even a Y or a D in Bubblegum.

Ugh, kids. So over every screaming little shit that traipses through the centre with their slack-jawed yokel parents who don't know how to control them except by screaming shut the fuck up a lot...

But cute 18yo's at City Surf is another thing - must go check that one out!!

:D

[fireit]

thank god your taken, or we could have had a rumble... I could use my naked manekins to attack you, clothes to smother you, belts to clothes line you, and wrist bands to make you look gorgoeus, against you and your knives.

oh - btw - my dad really likes his saccateurs :D

[meowmanx]

Adam your a very very bad man... where is your spirit, everyone in the world is worth at least their 10 second of fame and attention... I have to say I believe the opposite of everything you have written....

Hahahahaha... fuck that! I hope all your fucked up crap customers cut themselves up slowly - but not to slowly - so they bleed to death on their shoe/soft metal pipe/tomato...

Unfortunatly I know a few of your friends who actually call their accounts spendings... I swear I don't though, so you can skip me in your killing spre.

[vanderlized]

Unfortunatly I know a few of your friends who actually call their accounts spendings

Well hopefully this post has sorted them all out and helped them come to the realisation that they are just lame. Maybe if they worked in retail a few years they'd get over it :D

[meowmanx]

You can't teach old dogs new tricks... I suggest a shotgun... hehehe

[vanderlized]

Get yew quoin, get j0o :P

Well I'll get my revenge on you, I'll start posting in Comic Sans, because it is oh-so-pretty.

[fireit]

was that picture taken at Jo's place?

[m0o]

when i look at the newspaper and see the headlines "BLOODY MASSACRE IN LOCAL KNIFE SHOP" i will know that you have finally snapped :P *hug*

[vanderlized]

I just need to take it one day at a time *breathe in, breathe out*

*hugs*