Sitting on the fence

[vanfane1]

A line has been deawn in the sand my friends. Yes a line. With a fence atop that line. I ask all of you to either pick a side or join me on the fence. In a fight between Albus Dumbledore and Gandalf who would win? You may only asnwer if

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[oneiryn]

Dumbledore and Gandalf would never really fight wizard-battle style . . . they'd play practical jokes on each other. And they'd both lose regularly.

[aashish]

Gandalf would win cuz his name is cooler. Also he's really really really really tall.

Plus LOTR kicks Hairy Pothead's ass anyday.

And yes I qualified through criterion 5.

Qualification #5

[afhouston]

I agree with Aashish. Fuck the police, er, qualification.

Gandalf, like, keeps coming back from the dead. I don't know if Dumbledore does that. It sure doesn't sound like it. Come on, dumb-ledore. Obviously its root word is dumb.

Besides, Dumbledore is like a tenured professor who holds a part time job. Yes, I haven't read all the books, but that's the assumption I'm making. Anyway, so he like crouches behind his credentials and seeks refuge in academia. Every once in a while he does something else, but not often.

Gandalf on the other hand. Sheet, this nigga is straight up from the ghetto. I mean, yeah, he's white all over, but that's besides the point. This man still has love for the streets. This guy does magic old skool style. Totally 1337. I bet he'd be a haxor if there were computers back then. Dumbledore, on the other hand would be a n00b, a lamer.

[adupont]

Look at it this way. Gandalf is out in the world, doing his thing, and Dumbledore is sitting on his ass teaching prepubescents how to make potions. You know the saying.

I mean, it'd be like a fight to the death between Noam Chomsky and your high-school principal. Think about it.