Greta is hardcore, screw you.
There are apparently people in the world that do not find Greta sexy. They, in fact, find people who acknowledge her sassy sex kitten tendencies insane. These people are horribly dull losers. But really, I blame myself. Clearly people need to be told who to find sexy over and over again otherwise they get confused.
So, to clarified important facts such as "Greta is hotter than you" I have thrown together a great deal of photos.
Greta is the keyboard player for the Hush Sound. Also she is really fucking pretty. This photo is from their video for Wine Red.
As is this one. It's a pretty video, with lots of pretty people. Also the boys are in pastel, because Greta forces them to be in touch with their feminine side. This is because they are all Greta's bitches.
Anyway, keyboard players are hot.
Pretty, pretty girl hands.
Here's a ton of pictures of her playing.
And singing! Let's not forget the singing.
These photos are from the Hush Sound's first tour with Fall Out Boy. This is the first time they're playing in front of huge audiences and Greta just radiates self confidence.
She's a motherfucking rock star.
And that's hot.
I love that lame little hat the Hushies seem to share.
So cute.
But she's a multi talented girl. She plays drums.
And tambourine! Okay, that's not that impressive. Even William Beckett can play tambourine. But I assume Greta can play it better. She plays guitar as well, but I lack photos of that.
She also carries and sets up her own equipment, and gets mad when people act like the guys should be doing that for her. Go Greta.
This one was taken by Roger from the Lucent Dossier Circus, from when the Hush Sound was on tour with Panic. During this time Greta learned belly dancing from Katie Kay. The girl's got sexy skills.
Ryan Rossy would like us to note that he does not, in fact, hate Greta's guts. He likes Greta, a lot. He is hurt by these accusations. Greta thinks Ryan Rossy is an oversensitive n00b.
This is the Hushie's tour managed Emily.
She's cute. Greta wears flip flops.
They cuddle. There should be more Greta femslash.
Greta can be picky about her hair. She doesn't like when they make her look like a crack whore.
I personally would not trust Bob with appliances near my scalp, but Greta likes to live on the edge.
Living the rock star lifestyle means watching porn.
Sometimes with Chris.
These photos are so hilariously staged. Everyone knows that in real life Chris prefers to have Greta smack him around.
Speaking of which, where is my AU where Greta and Chris are a sexy criminal couple? Greta seduces Bob and kills him. Darren is the detective investigating the murder but is instead sucked into their web of debauchery.
You know you want this story.
Back to her rocking out.
And, um, something.
Nice legs.
She's so pretty.
And works the sultry eyes and tight sweater.
In conclusion: claiming Greta isn't sexy is wrong.
Now, everyone write me Gabe/Greta sociopath bonding fic.
ETA: Many of the photos are from Dan Boczarski's site. So many pretty pictures!
So, to clarified important facts such as "Greta is hotter than you" I have thrown together a great deal of photos.
Greta is the keyboard player for the Hush Sound. Also she is really fucking pretty. This photo is from their video for Wine Red.
As is this one. It's a pretty video, with lots of pretty people. Also the boys are in pastel, because Greta forces them to be in touch with their feminine side. This is because they are all Greta's bitches.
Anyway, keyboard players are hot.
Pretty, pretty girl hands.
Here's a ton of pictures of her playing.
And singing! Let's not forget the singing.
These photos are from the Hush Sound's first tour with Fall Out Boy. This is the first time they're playing in front of huge audiences and Greta just radiates self confidence.
She's a motherfucking rock star.
And that's hot.
I love that lame little hat the Hushies seem to share.
So cute.
But she's a multi talented girl. She plays drums.
And tambourine! Okay, that's not that impressive. Even William Beckett can play tambourine. But I assume Greta can play it better. She plays guitar as well, but I lack photos of that.
She also carries and sets up her own equipment, and gets mad when people act like the guys should be doing that for her. Go Greta.
This one was taken by Roger from the Lucent Dossier Circus, from when the Hush Sound was on tour with Panic. During this time Greta learned belly dancing from Katie Kay. The girl's got sexy skills.
Ryan Rossy would like us to note that he does not, in fact, hate Greta's guts. He likes Greta, a lot. He is hurt by these accusations. Greta thinks Ryan Rossy is an oversensitive n00b.
This is the Hushie's tour managed Emily.
She's cute. Greta wears flip flops.
They cuddle. There should be more Greta femslash.
Greta can be picky about her hair. She doesn't like when they make her look like a crack whore.
I personally would not trust Bob with appliances near my scalp, but Greta likes to live on the edge.
Living the rock star lifestyle means watching porn.
Sometimes with Chris.
These photos are so hilariously staged. Everyone knows that in real life Chris prefers to have Greta smack him around.
Speaking of which, where is my AU where Greta and Chris are a sexy criminal couple? Greta seduces Bob and kills him. Darren is the detective investigating the murder but is instead sucked into their web of debauchery.
You know you want this story.
Back to her rocking out.
And, um, something.
Nice legs.
She's so pretty.
And works the sultry eyes and tight sweater.
In conclusion: claiming Greta isn't sexy is wrong.
Now, everyone write me Gabe/Greta sociopath bonding fic.
ETA: Many of the photos are from Dan Boczarski's site. So many pretty pictures!