hahaimtao

[vanicola]

title: hahaimtao (wip)
genre: semi-autobiographical fiction (because i dont do drugs but i guess my blog gets a lot of hits and i make chop&screw)
rating: r for multiple mentions of substance abuse
pairing: taobaek(?) / side!krishan lol
synopsis: DRUGZ.
650 w.
written in the style of tao lin for prompt 9 on xoxocamp.

Comments

[missbubbletea]

wow i'm high. gonna take more hits and join this semi-important meetup at sehun's house.

[vanicola]

lol dont vomit or anything

[gokulex59]

Could opening a big blog and getting "mad hits" get me join this semi-important meeting too?

[vanicola]

feel like some amount of drugs would have to be involved in such fun

[hawk_fry]

I wasn't sure if I was supposed to laugh so I did anyway. I enjoyed this even though I maybe don't understand

[vanicola]

truly, as humans, do we understand anything??? maybe, maybe not, who even knows

[hawk_fry]

are we human...? or are we dancer...?

[vanicola]

neither, we are animals floating on a giant rock w/ a warped perception of being

[flumes]

lol this is so late but i keep reading this fic bc this tao lin/HRO style is so downpat i laugh so much

[vanicola]

HRO sounds STD-ish, what is that
thank u for reading tho

[flumes]

kind of, it's hipsterrunoff. the runner or w/e his name is carles and he is terrible but he "wrote" like "this" mad tao lin vibes (i think he hated him though idr) and it was (is? idk if it's still up) an indie blog that pretty much made fun of every indie band alive it was pretty funny but also like sexist and racist (he hateed lana del rey iirc)

np! i never comment on fic cos im embarrassed but i like yours

[vanicola]

do you remember when people thought tao lin was histerrunoff.. i never associated myself w/ that blog OR its vibes

nah man, dont be embarrassed! it's acc p great you commented on this cuz, like, no one ever knows who tao lin is or what alt-lit is and it's like homie it's what you're reblogging on tumblr. thank u!!