REASONS WHY YOU SHOULD NOT HAVE SEX WITH HUANG ZITAO.

[vanicola]

title: REASONS WHY YOU SHOULD NOT HAVE SEX WITH HUANG ZITAO: A 2000-word review by Kris Wu

Comments

[hopeandmemory]

i laughed my ass off. bless you.

[vanicola]

thank u for reading

[insuhouciance]

screams and screams and screams again i have 500 things to say about this and it all centers around the fact that this is kind of very much my headcanon for tao like

he's not bad he's just whiny and clingy and like an american salesperson you think he's a bargain but not really and homugod that's so offensive in a way but i used to be majorly tao biased this wa s fantastic wheezes i have no idea what i'm saying like

you know what

i loved this.

a lot.

[vanicola]

and i love you a lot.
thank u for not h8in me 4 writing such anti-tao material. (l)

[senpaimitsuji]

a very ambitious fic 3/5 i would not sleep with tao either

[vanicola]

thank u

[amiyourprincess]

I kind of made a review of this review... Here.
I hope it's ok with you. And do you have tumblr?^^

[vanicola]

wow this is def okay!! would you like to give it a rating out of five stars omg

[amiyourprincess]

I'm giving the review a 5/5 stars because of all the underlying messages. HAHAHAHAHA.

[vanicola]

omg wow!! and yes i have a tumblr, im 'chansugar'

[vanicola]

i hope i didnt offend u omg

[vanicola]

omg thank u so much. i think i may put that end "'what did i read why can't i stop laughing'" as your review. would u like to give it a rating out of 5 stars??