My tweets

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• Thu, 14:04: Saw a neighbor's dog urinate while doing a handstand this morning. So that's the kinda day I'm having.
• Thu, 14:04: And the dog got on its front paws, not back paws. It was super bizarre.
• Thu, 17:18: My eye has been twitching all day. Could it be because I can't sleep for more than two hours at a time? Or was it the handstand

Comments

[terry_terrible]

Saw a neighbor's dog urinate while doing a handstand this morning. So that's the kinda day I'm having.

I really hope you were the one doing a handstand, or else that was a really ugly scene :P

[vanilla_blue]

It was the weirdest thing I've ever seen. And the dog looks like Mr. Winkle.