Title: TICK TOCK - XIAH (Parody lyrics)
Author:
vanillaflair Chapter: one-shot
Genre: crack
Pairing: Yoosu
Rating: R for implications of sex
Warning: Implications of sex
Disclaimer: Don't own these guys.
Summary: Parody of Kesha’s Tick Tock by Xiah to Micky. Keke. ^___^
A/N: THIS STARTED AS A RANDOM TWEET EXCHANGE WITH
rourietosama . WELL, I TURNED IT INTO A YOOSU FIC. LOL. Comments for JUNXIAH(the new Kesha) is loved. <333
TICK TOCK - XIAH
Composed by: Xiah
Dedicated to: Micky
Wake up in the morning feeling like P.Micky
Got my slippers on, I’m out the door, I’m gonna hit the city
Before I piss, touch my pants with my sexy hands
Cause when I come, think of Yoochun
I ain’t coming back!
I’m talking flip flops on our feet (feet)
Trying all our clothes (clothes)
Bills blowin’ up our phones (phones)
Drop topping, we’re waving our favourite undies
Pulling down to our knees
Trying to get a little bit sexy
Don’t stop, make it pop
Yoochun pop my cherry up!
Tonight, I’mma ride till we see the sunlight
Tick tock on the clock but he’s moving non-stop, no (oh oh oh oh, oh oh oh oh)
Don’t stop, make it pop
Yoochun pop my cherry up!
Tonight, I’mma ride till we see the sunlight
Tick tock on the clock but he’s moving non-stop, no (oh oh oh oh, oh oh oh oh)
Ain’t got a care in the world, but got plenty of lube
Ain’t got no money in my pocket, but Chun’s already here
And now the pimp is topping me, cause he heard I’ve got swagger
Ain’t kickin’ him to the curb cause babe, he’s Chunster
I’m talking about everybody getting crunk (crunk)
Chun’s trying to touch my junk (junk)
Gonna suck him if he gets too drunk (drunk)
Now, now we go until they kick us out, (out)
Or the leader will throw us out, out
Leader throw us out, out
Le-le throw us
Don’t stop, make it pop
Yoochun pop my cherry up!
Tonight, I’mma ride till we see the sunlight
Tick tock on the clock but he’s moving non-stop, no (oh oh oh oh, oh oh oh oh)
Don’t stop, make it pop
Yoochun pop my cherry up!
Tonight, I’mma ride till we see the sunlight
Tick tock on the clock but he’s moving non-stop, no (oh oh oh oh, oh oh oh oh)
(Yoochun) You build me up
You break me down
My voice, its hoarse
Yeah, you got me
With my hands tied up
You got me now
You got my sound
Yeah, you got me
(Yoochun) You build me up
You break me down
My voice, its hoarse
Yeah, you got me
With my hands tied up
Put your dick in
Put your dick in
Now the party don’t start till I’m filled up!
Don’t stop, make it pop
Yoochun pop my cherry up!
Tonight, I’mma ride till we see the sunlight
Tick tock on the clock but he’s moving non-stop, no (oh oh oh oh, oh oh oh oh)
Don’t stop, make it pop
Yoochun pop my cherry up!
Tonight, I’mma ride till we see the sunlight
Tick tock on the clock but he’s moving non-stop, no (oh oh oh oh, oh oh oh oh)
(Giggling part: Eu kyang kyang.)