Coming home!

[vanillafrap37]

It's 7:32 in the AM. AM people, that's right. What am I doing up? I do not know

Comments

[jackanthony]

i tried getting male strippers for your coming home party but they're real booked up, and they only have long haired dudes available

[somerled]

Maybe if you lobbied the head chef long and hard enough, he'd try a formal hall with real American bacon and fresh sushi.

Did you get a college scarf? Then again, it might not be very useful in LA.