I'm a Meow! -- Lickity Lick Lick Lick MEH.-Ow.
Title: I'm a Meow!
Pairing: Yunjae
Genre: Humor, fluff, romance?
Rating: ... PG for now. Maybe some nc-17
Summary: ... Yoochun the crazy scientist decided to make what he reads in animes, and ... this is what happened.
Warning: nekkid!kitty...?
Episode 5: Lickity Lick Lick Lick MEH.-Ow.
Yunho gulped.
Jaejoong purred at the lemony taste of the tea, and licked his thighs some more. He pouted when he tasted nothing on his right thigh.
"Jaejoong! St-st-stop licking." Yunho snapped out of his trance and reminded himself that he needed to eat.
"Mroawrrr." Jaejoong looked up at Yunho and crawled to him on fours with his tail waving in the air.
"Y-yah! Wh-what are you doing?" Yunho saw Jaejoong crawling to him like those (porn) movies that he watches, the female crawling to the male like she's some leopard, cat, lion, whatever.
Jaejoong sat down next to Yunho's leg and started licking his other thigh, cleaning his own private area. He purred at his own tongue running along his thighs and lets out a contented moan.
Yunho, stop staring. He's a cat. A cat.
Kitten
Kitten
Kitten
Human
Hum-.
What?
"Mmm~~" Jaejoong hummed and he smiled. He looked curiously at Yunho and stood up poking Yunho.
Yunho snapped out of his trance and looked down at the kitten who was poking him. He picked the kitten up in his arms and went in front of the refrigerator.
Jaejoong stared at the big machine and arched his brow. He approached the stainless steel fridge with caution and poked it.
"Jaejoong, move a bit back. I'm gonna open it." Yunho warned the kitten and Jaejoong hid behind Yunho.
"Meow!" Jaejoong was startled at the cold air that was coming out of the refrigerator and slammed his eyes shut.
"Jae... god. You're hopeless." Yunho rested his head against the freezer door and stroked the frightened kitten's hair.
"There's food inside~" Yunho saw Jaejoong's ears perk up and one eye opened after the other.
"Meow." Jaejoong peered behind Yunho's back and he smelt something yummy. He lets go of Yunho's sweater and licked his lips when he found the carton of white liquid.
"Mrooooawr~~~" Jaejoong purred and touched the carton. Yunho chuckled and took the milk carton out.
"Oh... right. You're a kit-"
"Meow."
"You're a ... young... meow. and you like milk..." Yunho just remebered that kittens like to drink milk. He took out a bowl from the cupboard and placed it down onto the counter. He poured the white goodness onto the bowl, with Jaejoong's tail excitedly waving in the air.
"Here." Yunho stopped Jaejoong from grabbing the bowl from him, and he made the kitten follow him to the table.
"Meow~~~" Jaejoong giggled and licked the milk.
Yunho stared intensely at the kitten's tongue that came in and out of his pouty lips and gulped again.
''ohh, how would that soft tongue run down you chest, Hmmmmmm?~'
Yunho shook his head and found some microwavable food to eat. He made himself not to look at the half naked kitty slurping his milk and stared at the microwave counting down.
''Twenty two, twenty one, twenty, nineteen, eighteen, seventeen, sixteen..... fif.... umf....'"
Yunho found himself turning around and stared at the kitty almost drinking his last bits of milk.
BEEP BEEP BEEEEEEP~
"MROAWR!" Jaejoong got startled and his whole head tilted downwards, his teeth was biting onto the bowl, and the remaining milk spilled onto his penis area, drip by drip.
Yunho just stared...
stared...
Stared... from the bowl dripping down, milk slithered through his smooth thighs while the liquid dripped down along the kitten's penis.
Drip drip drip, from the tip of the kitten's penis.
"Meow." Jaejoong pouted and he looked down at the cold liquid dripping from his private area. He was about to bend down and lick the yummy milk off when he felt a pair of arms lifting him.
"L-l-let's... go shower." Jaejoong cocked his head at the chestnut haired man who had his face flushed in a beautiful red.
Vanilla's Words: This is way too long for a drabble. But Whatever : / . it'll be way shorter next time. 8D. So damn tired, wtf wtf wtf wtf.
Oh yes, -_-. my Tummy still fucking hurts, and my life sucks. I hate life. My neck hurts, my head hurts, my everything hurts >: (.
Please do not say this is too short 8D, because this is a drabble. Thank you very much!
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