Comments | vanillaknives: fuckin' a

vanillaknives

fuckin' a

Nov 03, 2004 15:52

to do:

1) hijack truck full of RU-486
2) learn kung fu and wilderness survival
3) find foreign lover
4) stop snickering every time someone says "christian taliban." that is important breath that could be spent screaming at the television/radio/computer
5) buy lozenges for throat (see 4)
6) take a huge, nasty dump in ohio
7) buy more whiskey

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kopyor November 3 2004, 13:13:02 UTC

at least 6 is easy. Take some laxatives and drive to Toledo!

vanillaknives November 3 2004, 14:05:33 UTC

i am really tempted to befoul some ohio republican headquarters bathroom, and that really smacks of that time when we all read no logo and had that totally pointless discussion about civil disobedience.

kopyor November 3 2004, 18:06:33 UTC

it must have been pointless; i don't remember it at all...

cherdt November 3 2004, 14:50:05 UTC

Lucas County (Toledo) went blue. Dayton deserves some nasty fecal matter, though.

alsoname November 3 2004, 13:25:20 UTC

Fuck Ohio!

Yes. squidder November 3 2004, 13:28:45 UTC

Now we all get to hate Ohio AND Florida! It's a wonderful world we live in.

Re: Yes. catchall November 3 2004, 13:48:52 UTC

It is of little surprise to me that those have always been #2 and #1 on my mosthatedstates list. Sometimes affirmation feels shitty.

Re: Yes. vanillaknives November 3 2004, 13:50:51 UTC

i hate michigan just as much for passing the ban on gay marriage/civil unions.
we live in one of two counties where that shit didn't pass

explosionbox November 3 2004, 13:43:27 UTC

Dude, don't forget to get some of that medical marijuna...heheheheh.
The queers can't get married but they can get stoned!
(provided they have a medical reason.)

vanillaknives November 3 2004, 14:01:04 UTC

dude. i feel some breast cancer coming on.

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get some tights, queer. vanillaknives November 3 2004, 13:59:52 UTC

i am really looking forward to being the robin hood and merry men of abortion!

Re: get some tights, queer. space_mike November 3 2004, 19:52:48 UTC

you are a baby killer

think of all the little souls just waiting for homes! vanillaknives November 3 2004, 21:26:00 UTC

omfg!!1! i just thank God you non-procreators can't get married. you, friend, are kind of like a walking abortion. just think of all the human life you could create if you'd just spill your seed in the right hole! such waste!

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sarabellum November 3 2004, 18:55:53 UTC

i'm with you, buggaboo.

ESP about #1, 3 and 6.