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[vanillaknives]

i went to a wedding reception last weekend. it was sweet and i cried. i am a wedding crier

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[oktiger]

dear married couple,

here are some sex toys to use on your own individual time, because, hey, there goes your sex life, right? right? ha ha.

love, vanillaknives

[vanillaknives]

that is totally why i was crying! i feel bad for them!

[catchall]

Your mother is very wise. You should not doubt her.

.. and I don't think there is anything that could dress up a case of chuck nor is there any reason to. Its not like it would seem more expensive if it was swathed in organza and calla lilies.

ps if i get massage oil for the next gift giving occasion you are going to feel deep tissue pain.

oh?

[squidder]

... we'll see.

Re: oh?

[catchall]

i wasn't talking to you, bitch.

Re: oh?

[catchall]

but is there any way you could incorporate ground glass into the massage oil? because that'd be the TOPS!