Here's an interesting question that I must pose. What the hell is with the smell outside nowadays? In the past few weeks there has been a smell outside of building which can only be described as awful. And its not even just regular awful. Its the Robin Williams of funk. You know, the kind that's really annoying but no one wants to tell him about it ( Read more... )

Yeah, so I haven't updated in a while. Not much to say. Got some stuff for Christmas, and had to go see my idiot extended family. A long story of that to be posted soon. Then, God plays a practical joke! He killed my dog and laughed at me. But, its ok because I slept with one of his daughters. Funny how things even themselves out that way.

I usually don't post these things, but I figured, why the hell not. Comments would be appreciated, even though Chris is the only one that seems to do it. Anyways...

1. Copy and post in your Diary.
2. BOLD anything that is true. (I'll italicize since everything is already bold here.)
3. Leave plain anything that is not true.
4. Add something.

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This is something I wrote last term that I've been meaning to put up here. Enjoy!

Vanilla Mummy’s Beginners Guide To Dating Introduction
    This is a guide that will teach you beginners a few ( Read more... )

Seriously, what is the deal with people in bathrooms? I don't know the situation with women's bathrooms (I have yet to install the cameras) but I hate being in men's bathrooms because all the visitors seem to be morons. Upon entering through the doorway to the tile and porcelin room, everyone seems to become the best of friends ( Read more... )

Yup, that's right. With Thanksgiving right around the corner, I decided to write this tribute to it ( Read more... )

Spongebob Squarepants sucks so much. I mean, really whats the deal with him? Why do people worship him? Accourding to reports, he's the "new Mickey Mouse". That is complete bull. Yeah, Mickey Mouse isn't the greatest fictional character of all time, but Spongebob doesn't compare. Spongebob teaches kids to point out that your pants are ripped and ( Read more... )

That's right, I said it. I hate 8 year old girls. They are one of the worst groups of people in the world. First off, they are always talking, and they don't know crap. Secondly, they sing songs that they hear on the radio and totally ruin them forever. And finally, they giggle far to often ( Read more... )

Yes, my hometown of Cincinnati once again is at the top of a list. We ranked 3rd place in a survey about the "Least Hospitable Places For Homeless People To Live". Seems, we don't care about homeless people and treat them poorly. Guess what? That's the way it should be! I only wish we were number one. That is why I'm going to make sure that Cincy ( Read more... )

Yeah, on Friday night, I hung out with Jeremy because everyone else was either busy or doing stupid stuff. So, we decided to go to Newport and check out the sites there. Well, driving there wasn't really a problem, but when we tried to park, the section was closed off and we were forced to drive across a bridge back to Cincy. So, now we were lost. ( Read more... )