-> Light: Who?
Your previously mentioned incompetent moirail, of course!
-> Be the incompetent moirail.
You are now the incompetent moirail.
-> Enter name.
Your name is TERU MIKAMI.
God damn do you love JUSTICE. You have uncommonly wholesome VALUES for a Troll and you DESPISE BULLIES which means you DESPISE the vast majority of your own race. However, you're confident that with DILIGENCE through the PLANS of your brilliant moirail, the future will be full of FAIR JUDGMENT and BETTER LAWS. You are looking forward to serving as a top-notch LEGISLACERATOR in the coming regime. Or rather, you were. The whole thing kind of went to shit after you and your friends played this game called SGRUB and now you're not entirely sure what is supposed to happen anymore.
Your trolltag is vindicatedPrinciples and you speak in sho-ort pro-ofessio-onal sentences as befits yo-our statio-on.
-> Teru: Placate your moirail.
TERU: Oh.
TERU: I see I've caught yo-ou at a bad time. I'm terribly so-orry, highblo-od.
TERU: Perhaps I sho-ould go-o.
LIGHT: Ugh, no... no. As I've said before though, you do need to stop just walking up behind me with no warning, otherwise you run the risk of catching me at a really bad time, and I'm not positive I can vouch for your safety should that happen.
TERU: Yo-ou're co-ompletely co-orrect. I apo-olo-ogize.
LIGHT: Sigh. Nevermind. Was there something you needed?
TERU: No-ot particularly. I merely wanted to-o info-orm yo-ou that o-one o-of the humans has hacked into-o our system and sto-olen o-our bo-ondo-ollars.
LIGHT: What.
TERU: He also-o seems to-o be flirting with AS.
LIGHT: Oh my god.
LIGHT: Why does this keep happening?
TERU: I'm fairly certain this is the first instance o-of such an event.
TERU: Tho-ough o-of co-ourse I co-ould be mistaken.
LIGHT: How did this even happen!?
LIGHT: Why weren't you keeping an eye on him?
TERU: That is the strangest part.
TERU: No-one o-of us can seem to see him.
TERU: He do-oesn't sho-ow up o-on o-our viewpo-orts.