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"1. My favourite movie is Waynes World 2 - who likes the sequel more than the original?? I do
2. The first house I lived in after moving out from Mum's was used for mates to deal choong, e's.. and I dunno what else.
3. I lost my V-plates to a hari-krishna girl
4. Getting tickled gets me angry.. I want to hit shit.
5. My mum and sister are Jehovah's witnesses
6. My name is french and means "oarsman"
7. Love bacon
8. Dropped out of highshool after year 11
9. I want all of the T'mans T-shirts
10. I like that "big" guy in sex and the city's style.
11. I used to wear a big ass quiff.
12. I once tried to light someones moped on the side of the road, needless to say I melted my hand.
13. I once skulled a pint of goon, and drank 12 shots of it.
14. I have never been pierced.
15. I love wearing my thongs more than I've ever loved wearing any shoes.
16. I'm gonna sell my Creepers.
17. I have no best friend... just many good ones
18. Ness you dont count.
19. I love mustard
20. I have been dragged out of a pub by a horny drunk gin
21. My first job was a trolley boy.
22. I am a fan of Bill Clinton
23. I shake like a motherfucker
24. I love the word mondo.
25. I'm really not a fan of the words frock or smock. Spock's okay.
26. I hate Death Cab for Cutie
27. I've been thrown out of only 1 pub (the Gabba hotel, for giving minors alcohol)
28. I want a goat.
29. I wanted to be Mr T when I was 4, 14, and 19.
30. I'm scared of anyone with a shaved head and a goatie.
31. My dad gets on the choong.
32. I think anyways.. at least he did 4 years ago.
33. My sister is married to guy thats half swiss.
34. My celebrity crush is Ashley Simpson... leave me alone.
35. I'm confident I can get along with anyone (shaved heads w/goaties not included)
36. I need to work out or somethin...
37. Lately I've had a massive urge for karaoke
38. I suck at Tony Hawk
29. I'm angry that I still dont own a barbecue
30. I used to have bleached hair.
31. Back in the day I played Rugby League (??!!)
32. I want to try coke
33. I have a strong dislike for dark spirits
34. I believe Josh will eventually knife someone
35. I like people when I meet them
36. Think the g-man is overrated
37. I have an unhealthy dislike for the Kiwi race
38. I'd rather sausages over NY slice anyday
39. I immensley dislike the Thursday logo on my polo shirt
40. I'm starting to hate myself for doing this
41. I've been put on a budget (Nessah)
42. I was extremeley amused by the Dimitri-slapping-Dan episode
43. I want a cape
44. I'll wear make-up occasionally...
45. The english accent on the rimmel ad is like nails on a blackboard to me
46. I love the whole tight jeans, singlet, studded belt thing on girls.. makes me go ape shit
47. I'm heavily amused by the term "ape-shit"
48. I once befriended a guy called "poncho"
49. I hate the sex pistols
50. I dont understand the appeal of Straight Edge
51. I want to go to San Diego
52. I love scottish accents
53. I cant play soccer to save myself
54. I think Shaun is the most rock n roll man I know
55. I want Nikki Sixx hair
56. I hate Jet
57. My year nine co-ordinator got busted for fucking all these year 10 chicks
58. I wanna go to seaworld again
59. My old man was a butcher when he was my age, my mum worked in a record store... alright
60. I cant grow very good sideburns.. which is convenient, seeing as I have no need for them.
61. I can only cook meat and pasta
62. I think about moving back to the coast every second day
63. Gin and tonics get me the best drunk
64. And beer bongs
65. I just realised that nearly everyone who I've known over 4years is a complete shithead (cept family)
66. I used to get maggot on Southern Comfort.. sometimes Rhumba - when I was 16
67. I want more Tsubis.
68. I'd love to slap someone with a pinapple
69. Power Metal rules. - thats 69... I'm outta here