this was all about my drive home. god...i encountered more assholes, morons, and old people (self explanitory...usually) than I ever have in one trip before. This trip was only 20 miles!!!!! AGHH!H!H!
i have to say, i respect evan as a man who knows how to gitrdun behind the wheel (that's right, i made it one word). if he apprenticed under me his skill may become all encompassing and his name would be known the world over... get in touch, evan.
hey a-dogg, remember that time i was driving you to pensacola and i got pulled over for drunk driving? man. that was nuts. oh , and i didn't tell you. i really was drunk. sorrrrry duddddeezzz! l8er br00000!!
hahahaha. the funny thing is...THAT HAPPENED TWICE! That cop was like..."You don't have any bazooka's, weapons of mass destruction, or terrorists hiding back there do you?"
You were like.."No sir, I got all that out a few miles back."
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Wait til you get behind the wheel with me. Eric describes it as orgasmic.
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You were like.."No sir, I got all that out a few miles back."
The cop said, "..."
and his face was so stern. hahahahahaha
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<3
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