u'd be a lot 'cooler' if you traded ur "I'm sorry's" for "fuck u's"

Aug 06, 2005 11:41



'Delovely'
(2004) Broadway composer Cole Porter marries a socialite. Kevin Kiline, Ashley Judd.
1:00-3:10PM.

-worst movie ever. her eyebrows and coral lip slip(like pants) remind me of one particualr porn star, having been lead (1st lady) in the one and only porn envolving said time period (1800's?)?!#. Not very well researched. (she loved her fish...fish gang war soon to come.) Broadway/musical as fuck. Appeal!. Gag me, please!
(men kissing =scandal dans movie... "non black mail, non requestable services?")
Hint of betrail.
'e' slanted not in the least.
"You dont sweat...a drop. *giggle*...do you."
"No, I...Dont like to waste my resourcehhhhhhs."
Linda is over ambitious
*reads mind* "women arent supposed to- bla, bla, bla.
fuckl gender steriotypes.
Horses set up society in pen, as humans, or gorillas might-->an unfortunate, and politically incorrect oversight.
*change*
->arcade fire<- sleep'n in's giv'n in...
bill cosby style (bet u wish u'd stayed away from those date rape dealers, eh). feels like childhood in aurora. Inspiring. beautiful. An end, as well as a beginning.
"everytime u close ur eyes...
la la la...la la la
hiding from ur brothers, underneath the covers
now here's the sun, it's allright
now here's the moon, it's allright
everytime u close ur eyes..."
*piano, leaves crunching,
-peter pan
...rebellion(lies)
.sleep'n in is a sin.

-SPIRIT IN THE SKY "Greenbaulm"
-ROCKET MAN "Sir Elton"
-OH GIRL "The Chalites"
-U'VE GOT A FRIEND "James Taylor"
no comment.

-"Flowers remind men of breeze...
-no one shares their fudge...
-love urself?

Roy, Jay Lenno's commedian is on that 70's show...who will get the job? Hide or Foreman?...I mean, Eric...yeah.
-womans' underwear=box with oyster inside.
-advocating divorce...+Xwing fighters.
MORTY FELDMAN?...no, eyes pop out.
!!!GENE WILDER/inventor<---!!!

Dad's dream (claims it 'effected' him);
it could have been. THE day. of the height of the u.s, cuban, soviet union conflict.
1962/1963, maybe 6 yrs old=gary.
-vision to be remembered
-came outside
=possible time of actual confrontation
-phsychic awareness
-dream eveded everything he'd been aware of
-goes outside, walks down street, north, toward rustic av. to see jeff dolmore and gary hercheck..."guys i knew at the corner"
-looked like it was gently snowing..."horrified to realize; all the tiny leaves and branches were falling, as ash" to become of his previous (snow) assumption false.
*opened pandora's box*
:ne thing tiny not living ne more
:ne thing large (who hadn't bomb shelters, ie. horses ect)=lots of payyyyn.
-not reality...he realizes.
"all of the parents of my generation, to children of our generation...how did we elect a gov'n that could go that far?!#"
...
later, in a 2005, Aug. edition of national geographic, we find;

"1967 OCTOBER-> The U.S navy blockades Cuba after dicovering that the USSRis shipping nuclear missiles to the island. The Cuban missile crisis bring the US and Soviets to the brink of nuclear war."
"WE ARE BEING WARNED THAT NUCLEAR TERRORISM IS INEVITABLE"
"The terrible beauty of a hydrogen bomb blast fills the sky at a 1962 us test site in the pacific ocean. despite decades of international agreements, and the end of the cold war nuclear stand off, the world is still imperiled -in new and unpredictable ways - by the most powerfull weapon man has yet decvised."

END

Resident Evil: Apocalypse
(2004) Survivors of a deadly virus battle zombies. Milla"drool"Jovovich, Sienna Guillory.
3:30-5:15PM

-wide screen
-where's milla?
"the risk ofinfection is too great!"
(sharon makes zuccini relish dans la kitchen)
"sanctuary!" *lights a cig*
-barbed wire can't keep zombie sisters tied.
-strangles u with its' tongue, high roofs, pain glass door
-nice body *gasp* oh baby...
-no one can deny their sex noises...down on the church floor...one of kennith's fantasies, is it sad that i was only 4?
-gun houlster=perfect accessory.
(she resents me for not asking/demanding that i help)
-cool bike exploding, monster killing trick
what are they trying to achieve?
the more rules i enforce in here, the less there is to read. fuck the future me, now the past, if u dont understand.
what if a perfectly normal person acted as the zombies(who are quickly approaching)do? like staying still when faced with a T-rex's eye.
hmmmm. the scenarios shall so remain hypothetical.
*remind me to get high in the cemetary soon*
+since when does apocolypse mean ppl coming out of their graves? perhaps the cemetary isnt 'the place to be' after all.
maggotts.

'Dead Calm'
somehow billie zane, and nickole kidman make a good couple, despite her hair.
ohhhh billie! titanic wasnt quite the career move u hoped it would be, was it?

'The Quick and the Dead'
they dont even mention russel crow, or leonardo decaprio. apparently sharon stone and gene hackman are the stars. ha!
(but, who or who gives me the right to be a critic)
!DRAW!
-native with lots of excessive hair product v.s russel crow
-clock strikes 12:00. Bang!
i'm going to answer pay phones from now on.
-she makes smoking AND leaning on bus poles sexy. ow-ow!
----sanitized----
-he only shoots if he thinks ur a threat
---------------------------------------
dad -"i cant belive we road that far, just to go where we went."
swamp with dead trees.
haren's nest.

-sifilus treated by mercury in the 40's
give u malaria on purpose ot get rid of bacteria.

strigoi=YT

-"the yearling" he says "it's bigger than 'that'."
(john stienbeck)...truly feel loss for the horse.
-"inn of the sixth happiness" he says "biggest of the 'big' films"
:left breathless
-inspite of cruelty, "end of the tunnel" type deal
-'we cant continue to live if there's nothing to live for'
*pandora's box situation, though previously mentioned*
(would u like fries with that?)
she says "no". 6:59PM
*OPENS UP A POP* "nope...nothing further at this time"
"is YT in the trascripst?" *smiles*
-i show her where i mentioned YT.
-someone's playing a guitar on the porch
-fast fingers-
wouldnt recognize my own flesh and blood...if...
-nella licks YT's head, he licks her feet. *gasp*, this house is so fucking full of milti-taskers.
-the cats have no shame...
if only we werent taught as children, that if one is to lick another, we must feel a weighty sense of embarrassment during or after...ppl's faces turn red, even in contemplation. shame!
-nella greets me at the bathroom door, her eyes say 'i'm sorry'...she would have said it, if she were human. funny habits we pick up. someone told me the other day, that appologising, whether it be incessant or occasional, is an indication of waning self esteem. duh?

youthful & mid-life indiscretions,
fuelled by liquid inspiration,
leads to redundant ambiguities that
in reflection causes one to say
... HMMMM!!
-Patrick Forfar 2004.

in closing, what a douche.

-i cannot respect a man who stacks things.
lays?
ha! u'll never get laid now, should never have AGREED to do that commercial.
dont worry hun, it happens to the best of us.
nella=smellies...guitar case, to scale=bed.
-another skinny, hot girl, smoking.

"they played me like i was a cheap guitar"
"they smashed me like i was a cheap quitar at a garth brook concert"

-no one fucking loves ray romano, especially with a moustache.
"eulogy"

-Judy and...are getting married. lesbian.
-oh to spend my summer with a boy.

"easy to lose track of everyhting that's going on, off stage"
-she writes like i do,...wish i had black ink.
"there once was a...nipple."
"well i'll be damned, here comes ur ghost again, well that's not unusual, it's just that the moon is full, and u happened ot call. la la la"
once ppl have made their mind up, there's really very little u can do to stop them.
-fake laughter
-he needed a toothpaste add to save his grandma
"it's the breaaaaaath fureaaashiest!"
even in ur nikes i'm more nimble

i really dont want to go
there'll be other art shows,
other chances to pretend im sencerely interested,
other appetizer trays strewn with crumbes that give the illusion of food having been there.
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