[There is a young lady on the screen, looking both frantic and overtired. She's wearing whatever hospital gown is generally supplied by the infirmary, and is also laying in one of the beds, propped up by pillows.]
--ryone okay?! I don't know how long I was out, or if it's too late, but- but- look at this!
[She slides her arm out of one sleeve to pull the hospital gown down enough to reveal her chest. Not much in the womanhood department, but check out what she has to offer in the BATTLE SCAR department. A long
cut going from her right collarbone to the top of her left breast, all stitched up but still looking pretty gruesome.]
There was this complete lunatic out there with a sword. I think I fainted but someone must have saved me and brought me here, so thanks, hero, but that guy-- he was already covered in blood, and I don't think it was his. [She puts the gown back on properly.] I don't know if he's still out there or what, but if you see him, get out of there. Don't even bother fighting him. Water doesn't work, ice doesn't work... I think he might have been some kind of robot now that I think about it.
A CRAZY robot.