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[vaporeonshowers]

[There is a young lady on the screen, looking both frantic and overtired. She's wearing whatever hospital gown is generally supplied by the infirmary, and is also laying in one of the beds, propped up by pillows

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[rulebywisdom]

A crazy robot?!

[vaporeonshowers]

A robot, or maybe a ninja, or a ninja robot, or...

Th...This is sounding crazy now, isn't it...? If I didn't have the cut to prove it even I'd think it was just a nightmare!

[rulebywisdom]

[Zelda believes it. She gonna go put on her little green hat and grab a sword, that's how much she believes it.]

I believe you. Are you all right?

[vaporeonshowers]

Yeah. I'm in the infirmary, but... I don't know who he got before me. Or after. You haven't heard anything?

[Action]

[robodeviljack]

[HELLO YOU HAVE A VISITOR. He's been standing in the doorway. Watching you. Like a creep. Probably for a while now.

He has by now, at least, taken a swim in the very cold lake and is not covered in blood anymore. He does appear to have some new bullet-looking marks pelting his chest and shoulders.]

1/3

[vaporeonshowers]

[It takes a while, but she finally closes the laptop and sets it aside. Where is the nurse already. She is so hungry. She glances toward the door and--]

[vaporeonshowers]

[vaporeonshowers]

[SCREAMS.]

[neverblazed]

You WHAT?

[Do you see all these shits, organized in a neat row? THEY ARE BEING FLIPPED. HE IS FLIPPING ALL THE SHITS. VAPOREON WHAT THE HECK I know you live an exciting life but CRAZY ROBOT BATTLES??]

Vaporeon, are you okay?! Does it hurt? Do you need a potion? I think I might have a potion I can bring you! I can't believe you got in a fight with a crazy robot!!

[vaporeonshowers]

HEY. He attacked me first! I didn't even do anything! [HUFF.]

A potion might be nice. Just be careful on your way over.

[THIS IS ACTION NOW]

[notblazingyet]

[You better bet Kerosene hauled flaming ass on down to the infirmary. He even went as a Charmander, because tiny things draw less attention from crazy violent robot things. So in no time at all, there's this tiny little lizard standing on tiptoes by Vaporeon's bedside, holding a potion over his head and waving it around urgently.]

Re: [THIS IS ACTION NOW]

[vaporeonshowers]

[Oh gosh finally. These painkillers are just not cutting it. Kerosene, Kerosene, running around being bright orange and on fire is not very stealthy at all what are you doing.]

Thanks, Kero. [She is very shameless about shrugging the gown off again so she can spray the potion all over herself. The wound doesn't close completely, but it does seem to heal up at the ends and doesn't look like it's on the verge of gushing blood anymore. Hurrah!]

...He was in here before. Just watching. What a creep.

[badasscopters]

... A crazy robot.

How would you describe him? Elaborate. Enlighten me.

[Did his little friends claim their first injury victim~?]

[vaporeonshowers]

Crazy and robotic.

[ACE WITNESS.]

[badasscopters]

[THIS IS WHY HE NEEDS A FACEPALM ICON ALWAYS.]

Be more specific. Was he fully mechanical? Did he contain any manner of flesh? What do you recall of his sword, the type it was? Details.

[vaporeonshowers]

I don't know, he might have been some guy in a weird ninja suit. The sword matches... I was more busy trying not to die than take a good look at him.

[will_be_god]

A robot? What do you base this on?

[vaporeonshowers]

He was way too fast to be human and he sure didn't smell like Pokemon... His body was also pretty weird. It was either made of metal or he was wearing a really weird skintight outfit.

And there were blinking lights on his helmet. That's usually a dead giveaway.

[ROBOT EXPERT. Thanks, Hollywood!]

[will_be_god]

Interesting. I'll have to look into this.