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vapulare

Still Not In Bed

Apr 27, 2006 01:28

'Kay, so I forgot a coupla things. Here they are ( Read more... )

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vtgreengiant April 27 2006, 06:24:21 UTC

Technicaly, there are sects of FSM followers, as well as those of the Invisible Pink Unicorn. Wikipedia should have the details. But yes, there are scathing blog fights between the Martin Luthers of the IPU and the Dali Lamas of the FSM.

rooshianmafia April 27 2006, 07:03:51 UTC

My Best Shot:

So Mario and luigi (the plumbers) go up to heaven, and they're meeting all the people.... Suddenly, Aristole comes up and starts spouting his philosophical views to the new guys, and then leaves suddenly.
Afterwards, mario turns to luigi and asked puzzled, "Ousia again?"

Get it? "Who's he-a???" Itsa Mario! :D

I've got a better Heaven Joke, but its for the Science Geeks and not the Classics rooshianmafia April 27 2006, 07:06:21 UTC

So einstein was up in heaven right?
So He's hanging out with all the scientists, and they decieded to play a game of tag
einstein was chosen to be it, and so they all ran around to hide....
except for Newton, who pulled out a piece of chalk, and started drawing a square around him. Einstein watched him, and then looked at him for a while as he finished counting, but Newton just stood there.
So Einstein goes up and tags Newton: "Tag! You're it now!"
Newton replied, "No wait, I'm Newton over a meter square, YOU just tagged out Pascal!"

Re: I've got a better Heaven Joke, but its for the Science Geeks and not the Classics vapulare April 27 2006, 11:59:27 UTC

XD That's hilarious. Here's a philosophy joke it made me think of:

Descartes walks into a bar and the bartender asks him if he'd like something to drink. Descartes says "I think not," and promptly disappears.

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flamingophoenix April 28 2006, 23:37:07 UTC

Dude, bagls is a junior. Did he really think he had a snowball's chance of getting a single? (He is a junior, right?) Or is the new dorm just so very chock-full of singles that this has entered the realm of possibility?

Either way, yay for practice rooms!

And I don't get the pun...

vapulare May 2 2006, 16:38:31 UTC

Usually there are some singles available, at least in Dillard, because people don't want to live in Dillard and move off campus. He lived in a single this year, after all. However, with Dillard no longer an option, the singles went fast.

And the pun makes the early Christian hypostasis/ousia debate (is the Trinity three beings, one being, or some odd combination thereof?) overlap with the word pasta. hy-pasta-sis. I think only CJ got the theological reference because he and I are in Pagans and Christians together.