Goddamn, this again. I forget what I was going to do last time.

[vardamir]

A militant lesbian descendant of mine, who bears an unnerving resemblance to a person I'm fairly certain is one of my children, has been aggressively emailing and paging me over the last few weeks to "update more" because I'm "pretty". Considering the blood ties between the two of us, this is pretty fucking creepy, I think. She claims her actions

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[amandil]

Uhhhh hi dad.

[vardamir]

Helloooo, m'boy. What have you been up to? Still married to the child of the horse-buggering tribe of miscreants? How's that going for you?

[amandil]

Still married.... probably. He, uh, had to go somewhere. My kid thing went with him.

[lady_silmarien]

It was completely my doing. Yes, you are very pretty but one gets tired of hearing their mun and Celeborn go "He should update more, he's pretty." Yadda yadda.

Ok, I got you a paid account...can I have a cigarette?

[lady_silmarien]

In the world in which we live, that says 'wasn't' ok?

[vardamir]

Fine, but you owe me three typos now. *gives you a cigarette*

As inspired by obsessive Vampire Chronicle freaks...

[lady_silmarien]

You should really update more. You have more select icons to choose from.

Or, to put in fanatical terms. "lIkE OMGG!!!!!111!!! Update or my tragicK little gOtH ass will tear off your (un)immortal balls."

[nod_dormant]

Очень понравился ваш ЖЖ, я вас зафренжу и было бы круто если бы вы ответили взаимно;)

Trial, perfectly a test

[anonymous]

Hello. And Bye.