Niko got loose from me and Jenny on our walk this evening.

Three hours of frantic searching later, he was stuck in a big, prickly bush. Guess who had to go drag his ass out?

Mmmhmm.

Stinky, disobedient Collie gets a bath tomorrow.

 Jenny is cheating on me with Opiferum.

Just cause she has a better bioavailability than I do.

Bitch.

 Oh my Jesus.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rWmDAIEVdvk

Someone please tell me this is a joke of some sort. You own a "breeding operation" and you FAIL to recognize the simple state of a horse's mental distress? AND PASS IT OFF AS DANCING?

I can't associate myself with "horse people" anymore.

 I have to wait til the 4th of July to refill my gabapentin.

Or pay like $300.

I hate pharmacutical companies.

Too bad I don't have the spite to protest them as I do the meat industry.

Jenny's grandma couldn't keep her dog anymore, so we adopted him!

He's a 1 1/2 year old rough collie, named Niko.

He's our baby <3


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Pictures of me, my lovely fiance and our amazing friends.


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 dear everyone,

i have a new number, and you should save it, if you feel so inclined.

(425) 268-9070

 When the last living thing
Has died on account of us,
How poetical it would be
If Earth could say,
In a voice floating up
Perhaps
From the floor
Of the Grand Canyon,
"It is done."
People did not like it here.''

You get a cookie if you can tell me who said this and where it's from. 

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Noodle stuff


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