[Audio Post] ⊗ 004

[variable_edge]

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WHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!

IF THIS IS SOMEONE'S IDEA OF A JOKE IT AIN'T FUNNY!

[ooc: I don't know what's worse: that I'm mean enough to do this to him or the fact I actually made and spent time on that icon.]

Comments

Voice.

[formerhero]

[ Stares at journal whoops. Eh, at least he isn't that fond of cake. ]

How odd.

Voice

[variable_edge]

Just laugh at my pain. Go on. [even if Duke never laughs. This might actually be worse siiiigh]

Voice

[formerhero]

[ Hm. ] So, you've transformed into a cake.

Voice

[variable_edge]

Seems like it.

[invisible_inuki]

A-a cake is talking...?

[variable_edge]

Hopefully it's temporary. I'm really a human! It's this damn experiment thing!

[invisible_inuki]

Oh well! Let's hope you don't get eaten?

[variable_edge]

I hope so, too, missy. I really do.

[the_wind_woman]

[sighs]

Now I'm hungry.

[variable_edge]

...

I'd give you bad indigestion.

[the_wind_woman]

I wasn't finding myself hungry for cake, just hungry.

I never did know that a cake could scream so loudly. I really will need to find a set of earplugs.

[variable_edge]

I'm not really a cake, dammit!

[throwshammers]

You got turned into food too?

[variable_edge]

Oh man, I'm not the only one! What a relief. ...What are you, a pepper or somethin'? [can't tell very well from where he is]

[throwshammers]

Yeah... I got turned into a bell pepper. [Sigh] I don't like this... I-I'm scared someone will try to eat me...

[variable_edge]

Darlin', I'm with ya on that one. Lucky me I got my friends...but I'm kinna wary about them.

Got anyone ta help ya?

[variable_edge]

[well this definitely attracts the girls...but this isn't what he wanted!!]

Sorry darlin', but this talkin' cake ain't edible.

[variable_edge]

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But I'm not a food!! I'm a person, dang it!!!! [minor wriggling]