I would just like to inquire

[variegate_me]

Why flakey young men are drawn to me....my guy friends, guys who like me, etc. Am i missing something? Do i have a sign attached to me that says "Hey! Come Blow me off!"...oh, i didn't mean for that to sound perverse. Woops. Anyways, are all of you like this?

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[dahmerish]

Yes. But I live in a giant bucket so you might not wa,.. ohhh something shiny!