OH MAN

[varons_typist]

I can't help liking all the awful things I like. And if not awful, then just plain useless and dumb.

But I like a lot of generally-awesome things, too.

This world is too big.

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[yowamushi]

To what do you refer shortay.

[varons_typist]

Llllike slapstick humor. Sometimes, a guy falling on his nuts is pretty damn funny. Not all the time, though.

And cutesy games. Like animal crossing, pokemans, monster hunter, gaia, ragnarok, et cetera. Why do I like these things? They are completely retarded and made for people at least ten years younger than myself.

And I like rap. Nobody else I know likes rap. So I keep it a secret.

Sigh.

And my hair can sometimes make me look like Selphie from FFVIII, and I find that AWESOME. I pose in the mirror and contemplate getting a yellow sundress.

=_=

[retrovampiress]

Everyone should own a yellow (or other bright colored) sundress, regardless of hair shape.

And I like rap. I'm fond of Tribe, especially. They're craaazy and the RZA is one of the most talented producers alive. Besides, I like grooving to hip-hop.

[varons_typist]

I shall look those bands up!

I like Dr Dre and DMX. They are gritty and full of minority rage, and there is no reason why i ought be capable of sympathy with the plight of the black peoples of america, but there ya go. I also LOVE sexy well-affirmed female artists. They usually have cute backup girls, which is increibly gay in the best way. Kitty liiikes. =w= And they aren't afraid to sing about penises! Which is just alkfhaldkhflakhwishihadapenissotheycouldsingaboutit

NEVERMIND ME. I'LL BE IN MY CORNER BOOTY-POPPING.