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[vash64]

hello jerks and jerketts

i have lots of great news....... but i couldn't be fucked going on about it so i'd like to give you a rare chance to have a guess, a choose your own adventure of sorts. it has something to do with me, a watermellon, nudity and a midget. so try your luck, the winner will be sent a bottle of delicious cider.

take care and

Comments

[sootica]

A naked midget gave you a watermellon?
You found a naked midget in a watermellon?
You ate a naked watermellon and turned into a midget?

[amisphon]

I'm going to say...you're b.s'ing us all and making up stories!
OR
You were naked, and a midget threw a watermelon at you... you turned around and laughed at it?

- Jen

[_cavan_]

you stuffed a midget in a watermellon and got nakee and kicked it and lol

[busty_st_clair]

people he blew a midget for a watermelon...

Is it really that hard??

Psh