Oh god...! Texans!

The Great Texas Dildo Wars of 2008

What.
The.
Fuck.

How stupid can people get?

(EDIT: Lud, I love alternet.org)

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What the hell am I going to wear to Circa Nocturna?!?!?!?!?!??!!??!!?!!??!?!?!

The bastard's making me eat.

I need t3h monies so I can do up le car. My newest obsession: Koni adjustable coilovers and the FSD system. I always thought I would go with Tein, but Koni is made entirely of WIN! But fuck me they are expensive ( Read more... )

As stolen from valere_seraphin

I Am A: Neutral Evil Half-Elf Bard/Sorcerer (2nd/1st Level)

Ability Scores:

Strength-13

Dexterity-16

Constitution-13

Intelligence-14

Wisdom-14

Charisma-16

Alignment:
Neutral Evil A neutral evil villain does whatever he can get away with. He is out for himself, pure and simple. He sheds no tears for those he kills, whether for profit ( Read more... )

I haz new piercings win.

I got another cartilage in my right ear (the Lyall piercing) and got the two right lobes that Dane fucked up (HOW DO YOU FUCK UP LOBES, ARTARD? OH YEAH, YOU USED THE SAME NEEDLE TWICE, CUNT!!!) re-done (the H+J piercings).

Win.

So why do I feel so bad?

Please contact me ASAP!!!!!!!

I've only got a few and I need to know how many people want these!

Reply/PM/Comment/MSG/Call/Email me BEFORE WEDNESDAY so I can try to get as many presale tickets to you as possible!

My presale tickets are $20 ONLY IF YOU BUY THEM OFF ME, or else they're $27 on my guestlist if you miss out (i'll put you on my list ( Read more... )

later, yo

kthnxbai.

Hmmmm.

Mmm...

...mmm.