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[vasquez]

"I've been looking for vegetarian recipes for [my brother's girlfriend] today and some of them are labeled vegan and I keep thinking how no offense to people who live that way, but it's just silly to me. First of all, if you're really a vegan, as far as I'm concerned, you can't wear leather. Thus, no pretty shoes, and that's a sacrifice no one

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[zeroed_in]

What the hell is that? I read some more and I still don't get it. Is it just some opinionated idiot's blog thing?

[vasquez]

Yeah, I think it's just some girl's blog. I came across it while I was looking at vegan websites.

[sundae_mourning]

it was really nice of you to take her quote totally out of context.

[vasquez]

I took it how it was given.

[coolxrae]

uh i think i may have a different opinion of what "pretty" is than most girls. but i def have pretty shoes.

and

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAAH

[zeroed_in]

rae, didn't you know that the only shoes that are pretty are made out of bacon and steaks?

[coolxrae]

yeah my piggy shoes just ran out the front door and got hit by a car though. so since they're dead... ya know

[zeroed_in]

well then, EAT UP!

[xxfeverishxx]

that was adorable.

:D

i love me some meat- but that was just stupid.

[xdontxblinkx]

wow that was the most intellectual thing i have read all week thus far. thank you for posting that laurie..now my mind will be open while im sitting in class today...honestly though, that shit just made me so dumb i dont even think im spelling half of these words correctly.

What a bunch of sorry cunts.

[xdontxblinkx]

Humorless fucking xedge indie grrls who'll be smoking cigarettes, blowing lines and taking any dick you can get when you hit college in a few years. Or maybe you're still in college and you still haven't wised up, but are still huffing all the dick you can lay lips on. Disgustingly self-righteous turds like you are the reason this country is run by Republicans--I certainly can't blame anyone for hating your sorry brand of holier-than-thou indignation.

Nice haircut dontblink, you troll fuck.

Re: What a bunch of sorry cunts.

[xdontxblinkx]

oh my i love the internet sooooo much.

[vasquez]

I'm not humorless! I posted because I thought it was funny, and I wanted to share the humor with the world, is all.

And you're right. Everyone here just loves to suck dick. I personally suck it all day long, and the only reason that I get so much dick to suck is because of the beautiful leather shoes that I decided were too important to give up. Because how else would I look pretty enough to get access all that yummy dick to suck?

Actually, I'm surprised I have enough time to make informed decisions about my diet and my life with all the dick I'm 'huffing' and lines I'm 'blowing'. But, really, who needs cigarettes when you've got a dick to smoke, huh?