I'd just like everyone to know that I just finished a wonderful book. Now I'm sitting here with my dog on my lap (she's the best hugger I know). I'm watching So You Think You Can Dance. My air conditioning system seems to be broken, for some reason I just drank a cup of hot tea, I'm sweating a little, and I still feel good ( Read more... )

I can't stop watching this and laughing like an idiot.

I think I've lost brain cells.

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"A resident in Joppa alleged that an acquaintance had 'bent over, pulled down his pants and slapped his butt,' all while spraying her with a hose ( Read more... )

13. Don't get into the sauna buck-ass naked and sit in there until you're completely dripping in sweat and then expect your therapist to touch you for an hour.

14. Show a little modesty!! Massage therapists don't want to see you naked! Wait to undress until you're alone! Wait to get up from the table until you're alone!

I need help from Stacy and Clinton.

Here are some friendly tips in case anybody plans to get a massage (not necessarily from me) at any time in the future.

1. Show up on time! Show up early! Especially if you've never been to the spa before! Especially if you've had enough massage to know that you're going to have to fill out paperwork ( Read more... )

I was supposed to be at Target at 8. As of 7:30, my car door was frozen shut. I managed to get the back door open, which broke most of the ice off of the driver's side door. That was 5 minutes later ( Read more... )

It makes me intensely angry to know that there are people out there who wouldn't hesitate to jeopardize a perfectly capable young woman's career just because they don't like the way she looks. Luckily I have wonderful bosses now who feel the same way I do. Hopefully.

Is anybody watching the makeover episode of Beauty And The Geek right now?

They're hot!

Somebody is selling a piece of the Crag on eBay for $35,000.

"I won it back in '93. I am 26 years old now and my wife is making me sell it,"

How sad.