Mom: So is that like supposed to be Canada
Me: Yeah
Mom: So they got some kinda ice cubes or what
Dad: Styrofoam
Me: How do you define a welfare state?
Mom: I dunno... I wonder if there's a meter...
Me: Is Israel a welfare state?
Mom: I guess it is... I don't know how the Columbias and such--
Me: Can I eat these ice cubes?
Mom gets irritated when
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