Hajime | 001

[suckmylipstick]

Characters: suckmylipstick and vatheon!
Location: ANYWHERE YOU THINK YOU CAN HIDE but generally the plaza
Time: ANYTIME but mostly the afternoon
Style: I'll match!
Status: Open!

[I hope you all made sure to apply your makeup properly today because if not, there is a samurai running around and redoing makeup. Perhaps you were just minding your own business but

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[aphorise]

[Masamune isn't wearing makeup (bah, who needs those). However, he hasn't exactly readied himself for a cosmetic evaluation, either, so his hair has been untouched for the day. And kind of unruly, as it can sometimes get towards the ends, but presentable overall. From his perspective.

-- who is that strange masked figure. He can't help but stare, his one eye narrowing slightly.]

Hm . . . ?

[suckmylipstick]

[He might bite off Masamune's head if he finds out his last name but as things are, he already wants to chew out his spine. That hair is unacceptable! Hajime rushes forward.]

You there! Your hair is completely unacceptable!

[aphorise]

[So nice of you, Hajime. Masamune doesn't get it and has the quirk of his brow to show for all his confusion.]

Haah?

[Hair is hair, what about it is unacceptable?]

[suckmylipstick]

[Hajime corners Masamune into the bench were he has all his emergency supplies. This is indeed an emergency. Also, don't take this the wrong way, but he tilts Masamune's chin toward him. This is his signature move before he gets started and it's 100% heterosexual.]

By these hands of mine, I will flying dragon soar once more.

[aphorise]

[This is ridiculous. And crazy.]

Hey.

[One word, then Masamune swats Hajime's hand away from his chin and steps to the side.]

I don't know what your deal is, [and there's a slight grin as he says this,] but this dragon soars on his own.

[suckmylipstick]

[That is fine with him as long as he can turn that hair into a dragon. I mean, something beautiful. He arms himself with a comb and some clippers. He'd be digging the style if he wasn't so distracted by the hair.]

If you have wings, then they're obviously clipped. Anybody can tell with one glance that you have split ends!

[aphorise]

[He can safely think that this must be the first person he's met who's cared so much about appearances. That's precisely why he's unable to follow, and so continues to look blank about the situation.]

What do split ends have to do with anything?

[suckmylipstick]

[You can be manly and like how you look, bro. Join the club.]

They indicate damage. If unkempt split ends persist, they'll split right up the hair shaft and break easily.

[aphorise]

[That depends. Is the club cool?]

And? I don't care about things like that.

[suckmylipstick]

[The club is so cool, it makes the water outside the Vatheon bubble freeze.]

You'll go bald if you don't treat it.

[aphorise]

[Awesome -- wait, what, go bald, that is not awesome.]

It isn't like I'll be losing an arm.

Either way, it's only now. I can take care of it later.

[Yeah, man, let him do his own hair when he deems it appropriate.]

[suckmylipstick]

[No. You must treat it now.]

There's no time to waste. Sit down.

[aphorise]

[Make him.]

I don't take orders from anyone.

[suckmylipstick]

[That annoys him but he's already made up his mind. He's going to do it whether you consent or not. It would make both of their lives easier but he is ~AN EMISSARY OF BEAUTY~. So he will start clipping those split ends himself. Even given the height difference, he won't cut unevenly. He's a pro.]

[aphorise]

[Eff beauty, he wants to be cool. Hajime's only allowed to go as far as one clipping when Masamune grabs his forearm. This isn't going to fly.]

You don't get it, do you?

Hiding your face like that, you don't have the right to be judging others' appearances and doing as you please with them.

[suckmylipstick]

[This guy has good reflexes! He pulls back his arm after Masamune finishes speaking. That hits a sore spot...]

What do you know about me? I wouldn't wear this stupid mask if I didn't have to!