+04 - Lmfao Lamufao...!

May 31, 2011 22:43


Characters: Hilbert AND ANYONE OR EVERYOOOONELocation: Right by the Lamufao. Err, actually on the GROUND right next to it. Seriously.
Time: Afternoon.
Style: Whicheverrrr.
Status: Open. So, so, so very open.

[So.

Um. We all have heard of the excuse "I'll just do it later, right?" And that individual never, ever gets to it? Well, Hilbert let things get a ( Read more... )

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aphorise June 2 2011, 02:17:40 UTC
[However long he's been there for, Masamune's watched him since he laid eye on Hilbert. Masamune recognizes him as the kid who attempted to hop off the building, sure. It seems that catching Hilbert doing or saying something odd might become a trend.

Approaching Hilbert from behind, he calls out.]

Hey. What are you crawling on the ground for?

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andyellow June 3 2011, 05:16:18 UTC
[Oh hey, that voice sounds familiar.

It's... that apple-wasting guy. He thinks. Hilbert is having trouble turning his head to look.]

I'm practicing. [...]

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aphorise June 4 2011, 06:07:18 UTC
[What a way to be remembered.

He maintains a neutral expression, as ridiculous as the guy's answer is.]

Practicing what?

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andyellow June 6 2011, 02:14:08 UTC
Practicing...

My...

[He's going to choke on his own breath. Aww, forget it.]

Lying... Badum, ching! Get it? Lying? Lying? I'm LITERALLY lying down and attempting to lie to you? Aha... ha.

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aphorise June 6 2011, 04:20:28 UTC
[Deadpan face. Hilbert, that is not even the tiniest bit amusing.]

So what's the truth?

[His gaze follows Hilbert's form; from the feet to the head, the kid's pointed at . . . ah. ]

You must be feeling pretty run down to not even be able to get up and touch that.

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andyellow June 8 2011, 08:08:04 UTC
[He frowns. Everyone is a friggin' critic.

It's a bit more difficult lying around (haaaahhh) this sort of guy, so Hilbert is willing to spill the beans:] Yeeeah, that's my bad. Not... doing it earlier and all.

It's a bummer for my day.

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aphorise June 9 2011, 02:35:33 UTC
[Masamune leans on one leg with his arms crossed, casually suggesting (and without a demanding tone, simply a matter-of-fact one):]

Then fix it already.

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andyellow June 9 2011, 02:45:33 UTC
...

I-I'm trying. Err, was. [;; Why you just stand there and stare?]

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aphorise June 9 2011, 02:46:35 UTC
[Lineface. Kid, it's your problem, fix it yourself. Be a man.]

Go on.

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andyellow June 9 2011, 02:56:03 UTC
[Hey, totally a man.
Just a whiny one.

Snorts.] ... I can get up whenever I want. You don't have to watch me, you know.

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aphorise June 9 2011, 03:03:36 UTC
[ . . . Indeed. Wordlessly, he turns his head to the left so that his blind side is facing Hilbert.

There. He's not watching. Now do it.]

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andyellow June 9 2011, 08:00:29 UTC
[Well, Hilbert can definitely do fine with that.

A big huff and sudden push up by his arms, and he's trying. Again. Just like before. Oh Hilbert, you get yourself in dumb, dumb trouble. But a bit... more dangerous this time.

No, he doesn't want the help.
Yet he does.
Nope, he needs it.]

Gah! [He falls headfirst in the dirt again. It was much better this time. A little push with his other leg and he might have made it.

Oh well.]

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aphorise June 12 2011, 00:05:06 UTC
[He doesn't have to turn around to hear that. So, without moving his head and still looking elsewhere, he comments:]

Doesn't sound like you went very far.

[In the most nonchalant tone. Come on, little guy. Try harder.]

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SUDDENLY, MORE TEXT andyellow June 12 2011, 01:30:39 UTC
Tch, how... how would you know?

[He tries again with determination. Of course, avoiding embarrassment would definitely fuel that determination. Call it a flaw or not, he's stubborn enough to prove himself.
Pushing. Pushing. Pushing. It takes all of his strength at once, but he manages to stand on his very own two feet. He ran across many, many cities without trouble, so he's not going to die out now.

Once he's up, he gives Masamune a very stern look. Finally, he raises his arm to delicately touch the Coral, something he underestimates a bit... It's an odd rush of energy and life to enter a dying body. So heavy that he might trip over again. Hilbert manages, breathing and straightening his posture. Healthy and smug looking.]

There!

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TL;DR IN MY LOG? BLASPHEMY. aphorise June 12 2011, 06:10:04 UTC
[Masamune turned back to face Hilbert when he saw the light through his peripherals. He smirks when the guy looks at him. How smug. Better than the sight of him lying there like a dying man.]

Good job. That took you long enough.

[If you're going to be smug, he may as well slam Hilbert back to reality.]

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NO1CURRRRRRR andyellow June 12 2011, 14:27:33 UTC
[Way to shatter his smug and just FUEL the rage. Biting his lip, as he usually does, Hilbert holds in the next "fit" he might have.
Sixteen or not, he still acts like he's five. Seriously.]

If... if you wouldn't hover around, I could have done it faster. [Hurr, but he definitely knows that makes no sense. So, RED FACE OF EMBARRASSMENT.]

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