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[theshadowbehind]

Host Club Event 003
[Refreshing Gardens]

Welcome to the Host Club's newest and most spring filled event thus far. We know we've been missing. Sorry, it's been an interesting month. But your host club is back in full force now

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ONEEEE OUT OF TEEEEWWWWW

[permalineface]

[Just................ STAAAAAAAAAAAARES]

Oh wow, I didn't know we ordered cake.

TEWWWWWWWWWWWW OUT OF TEEEEEEEEWWWWWWWW

[permalineface]

[A glance over at Kyouya, flinching at his icy glare before slowly turning back to the ginormous cake in slight fear.]

I-I'm guessing we didn't order a cake?

Is that the commoner way of spelling it? 1/2

[theshadowbehind]

[See that look?<]

2/3, lied

[theshadowbehind]

[This is Kyouya's 'I'm guessing Kaoru and Hikaru are behind this, and I will destroy them' look.]

DONE

[theshadowbehind]

Ah, Haruhi. I hope you're enjoying yourself...

YES. IT IS THE COMMONER WAY. YOU HAVE A PROBLEM WIT IT? ONEEE OUT OF TEWWW AGAINNNNN

[permalineface]

ACK

[HOLY SHIT this garden party just turned into a horror movie!]

Done. Better to be a commoner than a liar :|

[permalineface]

Er-... Y-Yeah sure, but more importantly, are you feeling alright, Kyouya-senpai?

He's not lying! He's... masking his feelings of rage so everyone doesn't flee.

[theshadowbehind]

Ah, being in this club so long, I should expect no less from our... gracious members.

I do however wish they would tell me when they planned on doing such extravagant things. I could accommodate it much more efficiently.

no one can escape the car punching wrath of Kyouya Ootori, Though :|a

[permalineface]

[Expect the unexpected Senpai >.> ]

You think someone else in the club ordered this as a surprise prank or something? Who would-- [Ah, she doesn't need to finish that question. WHO WOULD.]

... Why a cake of all things?

[theshadowbehind]

[Always. Lord, he should know that by now.]

I... wish I could tell you myself. Why this giant cake?

... It is Kaoru and Hikaru's birthday on the ninth. Perhaps they wished to remind us. Hm. Going to have to come up with something really interesting for that one. They won't have a boring party...

[permalineface]

... So secretly ordering a freakishly large cake is their way of signaling this to us? Why couldn't they just tell us like normal human beings?

[theshadowbehind]

[This look is Kyouya's trademark 'How long have you been with this club and how long has it taken you to realize NO ONE IS NORMAL HERE.' look.]

I question that every day.

[permalineface]

[Eek! A trap can hope for some sanity around here, can't she?]

W-Well, it's not so bad if you really think about it. After all, now our guests can treat themselves to a slice of cake ... or two.

[theshadowbehind]

[Nope. This is Host Club. :|]

True. It's just horrendously out of place here. Surely the more perceptive will notice this inconsistency.

Oh well. [Best get to work trying to sell it.]

[permalineface]

[She can't help but smile in amusement at his deduction of the situation. Haruhi knew that Kyouya was trained to think that way, but apparently it was easy for someone like him to forget that not everyone looks at things so perceptively, the way he does.]

Don't worry, Senpai. I'm sure most, if not all our guests, will just look at it as a cake to be eaten and think nothing more of it.

[theshadowbehind]

[And that, dear Haruhi, is why he likes you C:.]

I wouldn't certainly hope so.

[LOL OR NOT.]