one ★ the penguin did it

[housewifes]

Characters: housewifes & vatheon
Location: Anywhere and everywhere in the city!
Time: Day
Style: First
Status: Open!

[ today, no matter what you are doing, vatheon, your butt is suddenly groped. walking down the street? ordering take out from a restaurant? painting a mural? if you are standing, your butt is groped

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[foodchewing]

[Kyouko was wandering around Vatheon, bag of apples in hand. Nothing particularly in mind, just minding her own business.

Until she was groped.

She stops, putting the bag of apples on the ground (never waste good apples, ok), and she spins around. She's irritated, very much so as she addresses him.]

Wanna run that by me again, or do I have to kick your ass?

[Just be glad you don't have a spear in your face, Shouma...]

[housewifes]

Please don't kick my ass!

[ he really didn't expect this to happen, he was just trying to grab his penguin as it ran up to the nearest person but he was too late! And next thing he knew, the penguin was grabbing onto Kyouko's butt and he was trying to grab it off.

Except.

Nobody but him can see the penguin.

why life why ]

[foodchewing]

Give me one good reason why I shouldn't, kid.

[You don't touch Kyouko, okay. Not like that, anyway.

But she most likely is just talk, at least for now.]

[housewifes]

I didn't mean to! I mean, it wasn't me but it doesn't really matter at this point, does it? Point is, even if I did grope you, I didn't on purpose!

[ flawless logic, really ]

[foodchewing]

So you're admitting you groped me then, huh? Is that what you're saying?

[She's taking a step forward now, her hands on her hips and looking very intimidating.]

[housewifes]

I would never...!

[foodchewing]

You would never? But you just did.

[housewifes]

It wasn't me!

[foodchewing]

Fine, I'll play along with ya for a minute. Who was it, then?

[housewifes]

You wouldn't believe me if I told you.

[foodchewing]

[She raises an eyebrow.]

Try me. It can't make you look any worse than you already do.

[housewifes]

It was an invisible penguin.

[foodchewing]

[...]

...Yeah that still makes you look pretty bad.

[housewifes]

[ sigh ]