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05: Jingle Hell

Dec 19, 2011 18:30

Characters: Duncan and anyone present for his war on Christmas 8|
Location: The plaza.
Time: Noon
Style: Whatever, I'll match you.
Status: Open like a telethon's phone lines

So Duncan had finally given in to the nagging encouragement from the townspeople to hang a stupid stocking. Which is precisely what he's doing now...it's just, uh, the method ( Read more... )

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stayb100ponyboy December 20 2011, 02:09:58 UTC

That would stay closed better if you stitched it instead of using tape.

[Focus in on the most important element here, Equius.]

duncansdontsing December 20 2011, 23:51:56 UTC

Do I look like I know my way around a needle and thread? Besides, I sew the stupid thing shut and the stupid dorks who live here might not shut up about me hanging one of the stupid things.

[...alright, fair point. The only real use he has for a needle is piercings. Well, and poking people, but the point is he doesn't know how to sew, Equius.]

They bother you nonstop to hang one of these stupid things too?

stayb100ponyboy December 21 2011, 02:20:44 UTC

[Equius doesn't know how to sew either, really. He can stitch up wounds but not fabric.]

Yes. I just hung one up and then they left me alone.

[Shrug]

I don't see much of a point, honestly.

duncansdontsing December 21 2011, 03:32:10 UTC

It's just some stupid holiday tradition from where I come from. Hang a stocking and Santa gives you candy and toys if you've been nice, or coal if you've been naughty.

[In theory, anyway. And Duncan doesn't look like he really believes it.]

He ain't real where I come from, but I'm guessin' this place has some warped version or another, and that fat loser's gonna have to work his ass off to get anything in that stocking.

[Hey, in his mind? It's Duncan: 1, Santa: 0]

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foodchewing December 21 2011, 00:03:06 UTC

[Even though he may want someone to calm him down, Kyouko...may not be the right person for this job.

Regardless, she has something to say about this anyway.]

Hey. How about ya hang up another stocking?

[Is he really going to staple it to her...]

duncansdontsing December 21 2011, 01:04:31 UTC

How about you jump in a lake!

[So he left out the "AND DROWN" part, but it's implied. Clearly. Also, pff, like he's going to go all the way home to get a staple gun. His Scrooge-iness is matched only by his laziness.]

foodchewing December 21 2011, 04:22:14 UTC

Is that really the best ya can do? Here I was, thinking I was gonna get somethin' stapled to me.

[Nah, how about she not do that...]

duncansdontsing December 21 2011, 19:08:37 UTC

One, I'm not walking all the way back home just 'cuz you got a thing for pain. Two, you don't have a stocking. And three, get lost.

[Obviously the best role model. Obviously.]

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